Are there any funny poems about rocks?

 I need a poem about a rock for school and was wondering if there are any funny ones out there.

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J@50n8 years ago
Open the picture below to read the poem i found.
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This is "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend",   a song from the motion picture "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" (1953).
The French were bred to die for love
They delight in fighting duels
But I prefer a man who lives
And gives expensive jewels
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat, or help you at the automat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But square cut or pear shaped
These rocks don't lose their shape
Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Tiffany's, Cartier
Talk to me, Harry, Winston, tell me all about it
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
But diamonds are a girl's best friend

There may come a time when a hard boiled employer
Thinks your awful nice
But get that ice or else no dice
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when the start to descend
It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
I've heard of affairs that are strictly platonic
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep liaisonic
Are better bets if little pets get big baggettes
Time rolls on and youth is gone
And you can't straighten up when you bend
But stiff back or stiff knees
You stand straight at Tiffany's

I don't mean rhinestones
But Diamonds
Are A Girl's Best Friend
Re-design8 years ago
Write one yourself.  Or,

There once was a fellow named Tim
whose dad never taught him to swim.
He fell off a dock
and sunk like a rock.
And that was the end of him.
Epeoples (author)  Re-design8 years ago
 Funny, but it needs 2 b about a rock, not tim

Kiteman8 years ago
Is it for English or Geography?
Epeoples (author)  Kiteman8 years ago
 English. I made one that sucked because I couldn't find one on google.
orksecurity8 years ago
Suggestion: Go to your local public library and ask one of the reference librarians this question. They love helping folks find information, and will probably be able to point you to books which are likely to contain the sort of thing you're looking for.

seandogue8 years ago
There once was a rock named Dan
Whose father and mother were sand
Their heat and their passion, in a pressurized fashion
Made Dan, who was taken for granite

         the end