How do I conquer the world?

There are so many things wrong with this world and I want to conquer it so I can fix it!!! I have already made a decent plan that you can see at but I would just like a few tips.

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Plasmana8 years ago
You need an insane amounts of money to do that...
toelle8 years ago
Use the force
blkhawk8 years ago
I do not think that anyone can really conquer the world but war profiteers make a good living and also have a lot of influence in human affairs. Invent and sell weapons and contribute with the already messed up human condition.
modernman8 years ago
Trying to conquer the world is the finest objective you can dedicate your life too but only if you're willing to go all the way and destroy the planet once you take over.
Cthulu8 years ago
1. Get lots of money 2. form a underground army 3. capture a small country for a base of operations 4. start political instability 5. persuade the people 6. take over other country's 7. unify all country's with one, powerful government 8. destroy all who defy you. Ta-da
Sandisk1duo8 years ago
A.) you're crazy B.) why are you making the website, is it a school project?
kirahitler9 (author)  Sandisk1duo8 years ago
A.)I'm not crazy,you are B.) I don't think I would make a take over the world website as a school project. C.) I'm not crazy;just paronoid
randofo8 years ago
It would seem like you may make things worse by first conquering it. If you want to fix the world, do it! There is no need to conquer it first. Everyone loves a philanthropist.
ChrysN8 years ago
Conquering the world is not the way to fix it.