How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Thank you for your help. This question has been troubling me for years.

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darn woodchucks keep chucking mah wood!
It depends on exactly what is meant by "chuck."  Is it: 
To throw carelessly, as in "chuck the ball," or
to throw away, as in "chuck these old chuncks," or
to vomit, as in "after drinking too much the woodchuck vomited."
I never knew what they meant by "chuck."
modernman8 years ago
paganwonder8 years ago
Check there's probably a tool to do the job in a more complex fashion at higher expense.
jtobako8 years ago
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. It's a two line tongue twister, but the second line was (mostly) lost long ago : )
chew11928 years ago

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?
lemonie8 years ago
What sort of lathe does the woodchuck have? L
fwjs288 years ago
well, taking into the eaquation the ever setting sun that causes unicorns to genneraly be pink, i would say to much wood for its own damn good :)
rich_moe8 years ago
3 1/2 cords per hour.