How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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kevinhannan5 years ago
None - the woodchuck wasn't in a Union and the Boss laid him off.
monsterlego5 years ago
78 pounds a second.
Wolf Seril5 years ago
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iceng5 years ago
I'm no woodchuck but I did chuck a cord of 16" oak wood out of a truck
last evening.

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Re-design5 years ago
It is a scientific fact that a woodchuck can chuck wood but they don't actually like wood, so they don't chuck any wood.
kelseymh5 years ago
Moved. Next time it'll be flagged.
frollard5 years ago
3 teaspoons per lightyear.
lemonie5 years ago

27.45 cubic metres.

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aelias365 years ago
The woodchucks on lathes can actually throw wood pretty far if you cut the spinning wood down the middle. The amount of wood the woodchuck would chuck would be proportionate to the speed of the lathe, and the size of the wood.