How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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kevinhannan6 years ago
None - the woodchuck wasn't in a Union and the Boss laid him off.
monsterlego6 years ago
78 pounds a second.
Wolf Seril6 years ago
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iceng6 years ago
I'm no woodchuck but I did chuck a cord of 16" oak wood out of a truck
last evening.

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Re-design6 years ago
It is a scientific fact that a woodchuck can chuck wood but they don't actually like wood, so they don't chuck any wood.
kelseymh6 years ago
Moved. Next time it'll be flagged.
frollard6 years ago
3 teaspoons per lightyear.
lemonie6 years ago

27.45 cubic metres.

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aelias366 years ago
The woodchucks on lathes can actually throw wood pretty far if you cut the spinning wood down the middle. The amount of wood the woodchuck would chuck would be proportionate to the speed of the lathe, and the size of the wood.