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So that's where the term 'the old fart' came from!
You are so right!!!
How old are you? (rhetorical) After a certain age, no amount of trying to hold it in is without consequences. It's what led me here. I'm trying to find a butt muffler.
It takes some practice (I'm still working on it), but seems to work 70%. Relax the...er, um, sphincter while TENSING the butt cheeks together. Like I said, it takes practice but does seem to quiet things. Good luck!
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Posted:Jan 18, 2012
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