With Instructables you can share what you make with the world and tap into an ever-growing community of creative experts.
share what you made with text, photos, video, and files
gather your favorite instructables together
We have a be nice comment policy. Please be positive and constructive.
So that's where the term 'the old fart' came from!
You are so right!!!
How old are you? (rhetorical) After a certain age, no amount of trying to hold it in is without consequences. It's what led me here. I'm trying to find a butt muffler.
It takes some practice (I'm still working on it), but seems to work 70%. Relax the...er, um, sphincter while TENSING the butt cheeks together. Like I said, it takes practice but does seem to quiet things. Good luck!
Homemade fart neutraliser!
Anti stress balls
How to Successfully Procrastinate...and accomplish nothing!
Abercrombie Dead Cat
How to make a farting noise with a straw
"Angel Farts" homemade Divinity Candy
Windshield Wiper Wind Chime
Personal Development Strategy Guide
Fart Operated Random Channel TV Remote
Posted:Jan 18, 2012
Download our new apps for iOS, Android and Windows 8!
© 2015 Autodesk, Inc.
By clicking "Create Account" you are indicating that you have read and agree to the Terms of service.
Already a member? Login »
Enter the email associated with your account and we will send you your username and a temporary password.
Not a member? Sign Up »