I hav a zippo and an austrian lighter.How can I turn these into deadly weapons.plz help?

I hav a zippo and an austrian lighter.How can I turn these into deadly weapons.plz help?

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sell them for 10 bucks each and go buy a stiletto and some brass knuckles
Kiteman8 years ago
Duct tape them to the fat end of a baseball bat, then beat somebody with them.
lmao
Xenel8 years ago
tell your friend to lick it
ethanbkr8 years ago
mount them to a super soaker and biuld a super destructo fire throwing wepon of doom-ness
Evilblaze8 years ago
Swallow it.....
Offer them as a sacrifice to whichever warlike god appeals to you, begging for a boon of swords and nuclear weapons.