Idea - "Living Jacket"?
Here's my idea - get two medium sized ivy vines (or some other creeper) and attach the pots to the bottom of a jacket. As the plants grow wind the vines around the jacket so they eventually cover the whole thing, sort of weaving them together. When finished, gently remove the jacket and attach the pots to a belt.
Viola a living jacket!
Thoughts? Ideas? Suggestions? I know it wouldn't be very practical, but it'd probably look cool