WWII era field phone:
I'm looking for alternative uses for it. Right now I just imagine calling in an air strike when whataburger takes 20 minutes on a solitary chocolate milkshake. I've heard of people fishing with them but I'm a sporting man and that method doesn't seem very sporting. Unless of course we are in a WROL situation and I need to feed dozens quickly. Short of those two weak ideas, I'm stumped.