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What do you think of these jokes?

Hello, This is Daredevil 499 and I would like to introduce to you my new idea of posting 2 or 3 jokes, 2 or 3 times a week. I will post jokes almost week, and I want You to vote For your favorite Joke. Just post a comment with a number (either 1, 2, or 3) representing which joke you like best. Also where do you think I should post these jokes? Should they be in the questions or in the forums?
Here are the first three jokes:

1. Who was the greatest financier in bible times?
Noah, He floated his stocks while everyone else was in liquidation!

2.
What do you call A monkey in a minefield?
A Baboom!

3.Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed!


Now that you know the jokes please let me know which one was your favorite. And remember don't forget to subscribe. Thanks

Here is my new post. please take a look.
http://www.instructables.com/community/What-Do-you-think-of-these-jokes/

i_own_swag1 year ago
its hard between 2 &3 but.....3
rickharris1 year ago
Do you work for Christmas cracker company?
daredevil499 (author)  rickharris1 year ago
No, why?
Sort of jokes they use.
daredevil499 (author)  rickharris1 year ago
oh...
You should post this as a Forum Topic

Just select the appropriate category from the link and then click on the "New Topic" button.

You can close this question by clicking on one of the blue buttons or by deleting it through Author Options. 

Let me know if you have any questions.

canucksgirl
Community Team
daredevil499 (author)  canucksgirl1 year ago
Is random fun a good category
Yes, that would be fine. :-)
daredevil499 (author)  canucksgirl1 year ago
Thanks, that's where I put it.
daredevil499 (author)  canucksgirl1 year ago
ok, Thank you
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daredevil499 (author)  mr.mountaineer1 year ago
I like that one too.
daredevil499 (author) 1 year ago
Here's a link to my new post in the forums, enjoy!

http://www.instructables.com/community/What-Do-you-think-of-these-jokes/
daredevil499 (author) 1 year ago
I'll start. My favorite is joke 1.
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