ANSWERS : Technology

Exactly what the title is asking.

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[camping crazy]

I've got a tater with your name on it!

[camping crazy]

I don't call 911!!

[roliop]

"I'd love 2 metre" !
:-)

[StartedBullet]

"The Highway To Hell"
Well, not so much for me.

[venom1539]

" Meet my little freind, his name is DEATH"

[venom1539]

"Warning: sudden death may occur"

[venom1539]

"Quit your jiber-jabber, it's my turn" (with a giant picture o mr. T on the side of the cannon)

[venom1539]

Death is always an option

[CyclonicNinja]

"Hi, I'm Spuddy" or " Warning: Potato induced death. Please accept your fate."

[Dr.crazy]

on the forth of july uncle sam needs YOU!

[ElvenChild]

Duct Tape

[venom1539]

of course, duct tape, the answer to everything

[Cobalt59]

Resistance is futile........

[super moderator]

In asterisks *words are not required*

[AwesomeSwordGuy]

You should have said yes

[janw]

"It goes with a BANG"

[afridave]

MY DADDY WAS A 40MM BUT MY MOMMIES CALLED BIG BERTHA.,

[afridave]

DO NOT STAND IN FRONT OF THE BARREL

[venom1539]

"Sphere of Fear"

[venom1539]

"Eat Dis"
or
"smile for the Camera"
or
"Have Sum"
Or
"Eat it or Beat it"

[cyc4015]

"Cry some more!" if you're in to team fortress 2, anyway.

[9w2xyz]

Look into barrel. Smile. Wait for flash.....

[sjo232]

One and Done

[Goalie1]

I would just put "ba-bye"

[Cheathum14]

" Your Face Here" with an arrow pointing to the end of the barrel:P

[techturtle2]

lol

[Kalrag]

I would right locked and louded or smile and wait for the flash!

[PieMaster777]

I got a few :) SCREAM! AIM! FIRE! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! SHPOOPLE!!! or the prayer from the boondock saints: "And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

[nbagf]

SUCK MY BALLS OF FURY!!!

[trike road poet]

Stand still, smile, wait for the FLASH

[ElQuirko]

Mr. Boombastick - AKA "The Piecemaker"

(Intentional typo meaning something else than what it sounds like ftw.)

[Cheathum14]

Or as Duke Nukem would say, "Suck My Boomstick!"

[copper4534]

 Say hello to my little friend!

[pyroninja21]

He who lives by the sword dies by my cannon

[draghi]

If you can read this, i am sorry but you shall not die today...

[zdogg1222]

SUCK IT!!!!!!

[Glad(to-meet-ya)ys]

Beware Of Kittens!?!?!?!?

[mibz man]

i would just put, 'i would run if i were you'.

[bendog38]

 Your Fourtune--"You will die when this cannon fires"


                   Just State The Obvious

[shubhamgupta]

 "fire in the hole"

[MillenniumMan]

I wouldn't paste a permanent message on the cannon, I'd have an erasable whiteboard or a chalkboard with a piece of chalk or a marker tied to it. This way, if I wanted to blow someone up with it, I could write their name on it; IE:

This one's got your name on it ;)

And then I'd erase it after finishing the task and write the next name on the board.

[jj37]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
<----------------------------5ft----------------------------------->

[brandegor]

I'm with you, only I'd just put "Boom."

[jj37]

or semper periculosus (always hazardous)

[DarkRubyMoon]

This is my small cannon...illegal to display my big one.

[marksnix]

I suggest "For those about to Rock we Salute you!".  You probably know this but it is a famous song by AC/DC where they wheel out these huge cannons on stage and fire them like crazy at the end of their concerts!   I had a larger cannon until I put just a little too much powder in it....oops.   Now that is a story.....

[___]

Eat My (and then whatever the cannon shoots for example potatoes)
or
Suck My Cannon!!!
or
Suckazz!!!
or
Ive Got Huge Guns!!!
or
This is the smallest of my guns!!!
or
Kazzam!!
(as you can see i hav a lot of ideas)

[flamesami]

if feeling suicidal, look down the barrel

[nfk11]

dont worry,you'll die.

[hypergeek14]

99% of these suggestions are retarted. 

[smool]

i think you need a nice hot cup of STFU

[MichelMoermans]

"if you can read this I'm not shooting you"

"Lil' blastie"

[inchman]

"Here Kitty, Kitty."

[orksecurity]

SIX FOOT CANNON

[Jawa888]

 If you can read this your dead

[texner]

BFG 9000

[IW5 Industries]

The destroyer! err maybe not

[Chad-Nadir]

'Nothing personal...' or 'pill for [INSERT NAME HERE]' (it was very popular for British sailors to write 'pill for boney/froggy' on their cannons, but it's not very funny or PC).

[Johenix]

"BIG SHOT"   comes to mind or you could put the text of the Second Amendment on it.

[qparker]

"Git' Er' Done!"
Or
"look down barrel and tell me what you see as i stand WAYYYY over here and plug my ears"

[d2j5]

T H E      R O D      F R O M     G O D

[SumoJoe]

A-Blast Me Hearties!

[RedneckAsian]

STAY...OFF...MY...LAWN!!!

[boondocker]

 AGES 3+
SMALL PIECES OF SPECTATORS MAY PRODUCE CHOKING HAZARD

[Seanex]

bonvoyage

[orangecrush]

"Don't Panic"

[Akoi Meexx]

I like that one. :D

[Akoi Meexx]

"this is my boomstick"

[Glimbi]

If you can read this, your in Range. :P

[midnsun183]

 VOTE!

[yoda-iz-my-idol]

can we see that 5 foot cannon?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Devil_Dog]

"Live Free Or Die" or "God will ultimately judge Osama bin Laden. It's the U.S. Marine Corps' responsibility to arrange the meeting"

[unclejack]

YOU GET MY VOTE!

[M4industries]

Mine too. He will burn in hell.

[baconnlegs]

ha ha... ermm, "Live Free, Or Die Hard!"

[Wolf Seril]

Draw a charge meter from 0 to 9000. Then have the charge going well out of the meter. (aka: its over 9000!!!!!!)

[littlebastard]

go back to /b/

[Wolf Seril]

4chan didn't make that up; they stole the credit for it. I noticed you didn't say that to Smokedasphault.

[littlebastard]

because yours was funny, putting all your base are belong to us on a cannon would be stupid. i didnt want to pick on him

[kevinhannan]

If Unexploded, Return to Sender

[Man-O-War]

"Kill the Wabbit" "Mr. Compensation" "this is my gun" "boom stick" "Target-Be-Gone" "Jesus Postmail Service" Mah pénor Great Balls Of Fire Brimstone Caliope ManCannon

[seudo411]

"Well hello dolly!!! " or maybe even "Say my name..."

[budsiskos]

WARNING: BIG GUN

[Magnetman]

"Careful"

[dbshortwave]

As Adam said on Mythbusters "I reject your reality and substitute mine"

[acidbass]

forgot one "anything that can go wrong will go wrong"

[acidbass]

2 big 2 handle or you could be not G rated and say and you think your boyfriends big. :>

[frollard]

From the book "Snow Crash" when the protagonist pulls out a Nuclear powered gattling gun that launches 'dust' at near the speed of light, vapourizing everything in its reticle....

"Reason"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_Crash (scroll down to 'reason')

'when asked what we would use to convince the <bad guys> to go along with our plan, he replied, "Reason"'.

A nameplate on the device is engraved with the phrase Ultima Ratio Regum, Latin for "The Last Argument of Kings"

[acidbass]

that was an awesome book

[ilpug]

dude, that is my favorite book ever. ... i wish i had one of those railguns...

[ilpug]

ummm, well, you could be gross and write "bend over, here it comes" or you could be safe and write "dangerous stuff happens on this end" or "something corny, like "asta la vista, bebe"

[acidbass]

Hasta is spelled with a H but because it is spanish you dont pronounce the h

[M4industries]

Truely, spaniards dont say hasta la vista. It is purely an american term. They do say hasta luego very often.

[acidbass]

the translation for hasta la vista means until the view and in Mexico they say it a lot

[Glad(to-meet-ya)ys]

I'm imperessed that you knew about the h =]

But people don't say that a lot in Mexico, at least not where I'm from, anyways in my area a lot of people used "Que onda" for what's up "Hasta Luego" for see you later =] and a lot of other stuff =] hehe

[acidbass]

 thanks but what i meant was that it isnt said often in mexico but yes que onda and hasta luego is said the most

[Glad(to-meet-ya)ys]

and "Simon" =] and I always like to said "osea" a lot =]

[acidbass]

 i see well my spanish teach sucked any way she kicked me out of the class because i corrected her

[Glad(to-meet-ya)ys]

How funny, my English teacher in Mexico sucked more then me and I only went to school here in the U.S till 4th grade till I moved to Mexico =]

I used to teach the class when the english teacher didn't go =]

[acidbass]

 cool