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Who would win in a fight: Fungus Amungus or Noahw? - UPDATED

Fungus enjoys cutting bears in half, being a dinosaur, and Swedish sports.

Noah is experienced at pouring water through his nose, putting on condoms and kissing.

So the big question is, Who would in in a fight?

Best answer gets a patch =]

Tally so far:

Ed (fungus) : 11
Noah: 5

The results are in! And they're pretty inconclusive. While Fungus Amungus won by sheer voting power, those that know them voted for Noah. Fungus had this to say about the underdog, "Noah's been a river guide for the past month so he's probably pretty strong right now." So who would win? The world may never know. What we do know is that I'm awarding patches to both Goodhart and AndyGadget for the most logical, and systematic guesses, respectively.

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Jul 14, 2009. 6:42 AMGoodhart says:
After careful consideration (and a period of overcoming my utter loathing of violence), I believe Noah would win. My reasoning is thus: in a fight, Fungus would be lured in by overconfidence and Noah could then take him by surprise and quickly overcome any advantage Fungus may have (or may imagine to have) ;-) I vote for Noah
Jul 28, 2009. 7:04 AMwatermelonhead says:
Meh, Fungus.
Jul 15, 2009. 11:41 AMscoochmaroo says:
I can't believe I missed the deadline! Noah is crazy scary man. He would win. He plays by nobody's rules. No contest.
Jul 14, 2009. 4:00 PMGoodhart says:
Why thank you :-)
Jul 14, 2009. 10:01 AMKiller~SafeCracker says:
Fungus would win.
Jul 14, 2009. 6:22 AMBigev says:
Fungus.
Anyone who cuts up bears has to be tough.
Jul 14, 2009. 1:36 AMthermoelectric says:
Sorry Noah, But I vote Fungus. I just don't think kissing and putting on condoms will win a fight...
Jul 14, 2009. 6:22 AMBigev says:
That depends on who you're fighting! :D
Jul 14, 2009. 5:53 AMdrinkmorecoffee says:
I think I'm going to side with Randy and Eric N, but it's still hard to say. I never saw Noah or Ed fight, but I imagine a fight between them would be one of the most epic things ever.
Jul 14, 2009. 4:39 AMIgnorantZebra says:
fungus would win
Jul 14, 2009. 12:36 AMAndyGadget says:
Googlefight makes Fungus a clear winner!
Jul 13, 2009. 6:36 PMAtomman says:
Fungus for sure.
Jul 13, 2009. 6:18 PMrandofo says:
I've given this some thought and I'm gonna weigh in for Noah. That guy is totally nuts. He's threatened to kill me a number of times (and he means it).
Jul 13, 2009. 6:23 PMnagutron says:
I have to agree, guys. Noah's a monster and could easily take on three Fungi and four Ewilhems at the same time.
Jul 13, 2009. 4:31 PMDJ Radio says:
Fungus.
Jul 13, 2009. 4:06 PMbumpus says:
Based on figure, and stature. I'd guess Noah. :D No offence to you Ed, you could have been a champion wrestler, I'm just going off first impressions
Jul 13, 2009. 3:11 PMgmjhowe says:
Ed easily. I know for a fact that he could easily download some kung fu on Noah.
Jul 13, 2009. 3:07 PMbounty1012 says:
well, since Fungus is a dinosaur he would eat noah.
Jul 13, 2009. 2:52 PMLithium Rain says:
Ed is clearly much bigger (due to his love of cookies) - therefore he would win.
Jul 13, 2009. 2:34 PMzachninme says:
Sorry Noah, but I think Ed would win...

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