Why are unicorns pink?

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noahw9 years ago
They are actually white, but due to the reflection of the ever setting sun in the lands where they live, they simply appear pink in photos and so forth.
this one gets my vote for best answer
Wafflicious (author)  scoochmaroo8 years ago
Me too.
reganbella5 years ago
I have a red and white unicorn........
DrWeird1178 years ago
Because they ate too much candy at Candy Mountain.
I always thought they were pink because, only people that drank too much ever saw them ;-)
fwjs28 fwjs288 years ago
and beer, you can't forget about their addiction to beer
No way!
Yerp!...but like Noahw said, the ever setting sun does affect their color...so i guess its like a mixture of things :P
n8man8 years ago
Mathematical approach: They are assumed to be pink because unicorns are associated with girls and girls are associated with pink. Therefor using the transitive property, unicorns are associated with pink But really not all of them are pink, their color depends on what kind magical berry they ate last.
barrax9 years ago
ummmm, i always thought they were white. where did you see a pink one?
charlie the unicorn maybe :P
lolz at your name.
thanks :P
Chicken22099 years ago
is it normal to have your unicorn turn from pink to black and his eyes turn into fireballs? should I take him to the vet?
Wafflicious (author)  Chicken22098 years ago
oh noes! he got a case of the Devilsoleitus
Redrockers8 years ago
um... you do know there not real?
Wafflicious (author)  Redrockers8 years ago
Kiteman9 years ago
Only female unicorns are pink. Male unicorns are lightly tanned and wear smart leather waistcoats and sport a neatly-trimmed goatee beard.

Being hooved animals, the real mystery is how they manipulate the clippers to trim their beards.
Wafflicious (author)  Kiteman8 years ago
Oh that explains it =).
scoochmaroo8 years ago
Did you mean to say "Why are unicorns punk?"
Doctor What9 years ago
Unicorns aren't pink. That's the stain of orc blood embedded in their hair.
randofo9 years ago
Most of my unicorns are blue. Some are yellow and I have one odd which is green.