how much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

how many... im thinking 11.

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robotguy48 years ago
"A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
(according to the tongue-twister, although the paper "The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers" by P.A. Paskevich and T.B. Shea in Annals of Improbable Research vol. 1, no. 4, pp. 4-9, July/August 1995, concluded that a woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day)"
Re-design8 years ago
None. The environmentalists have trained all of the woodchucks to chuck tofu and quit denuding our forests.
Oh, heavens no! That would be interfering with a natural ecosystem. Woodchucks chucking wood is perfectly normal and part of the Circle of Life (cue cloying Disney music...). Now, loggers chucking woodchucks is a different story.
lemonie8 years ago
Bigev lemonie8 years ago
It does sort of lose the humor the third time around.
kelseymh Bigev8 years ago
"Third"? First :-/
gmxx8 years ago

btw... 0. it doesnt chuck wood. or 42.. the answer to everything