how much wood would an undead wood chuck chuck?

just wondering

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frollard8 years ago
deadwood :D Uhh, presumably undead things are without the limit of mortality - so they could chuck wood indefinitely - if an undead woodchuck truly could chuck wood. Depends on if becoming undead means they can now chuck wood - then I would have to say...'all' of the wood.
Z..8 years ago
A woodchuck would chuck all a woodchuck could chuck,
the wood of the woodchuck being chucked;-as it would;-to a chuckable distance for wood.
Now the woodchuck would, and he certainly could, chuck wood as only a woodchuck would.
He could stand on his head
chucking wood like I said,
cos the woodchuck's alive
he ain't dead.
You win.
I second that.
pyra_builder_1337 (author)  Aqu8 years ago
i dont
pyra_builder_1337 (author)  frollard8 years ago
the truth can hurt sometimes
seandogue8 years ago
Being undead, Wood would simply stop chucking wood and eat Chuck.
west49rules8 years ago
Like a zombie wood chuck??? Well i dont think a zombie woodchuck would even chuck wood... More likely human flesh, asuming it could chuck 1 quard of wood when it was alive it could probly go in zombie rage mode and kill 100's of people possibly 1000's of its own kind 0.o