why do they call it taking a dump when you aren't taking it anywhere?

Where's the other half of your pair of pants? Why is it a toothbrush instead of a teethbrush? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Is it still you-tube on a flat screen?

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. and finally for the same reason you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway. THANK YOU GEORGE CARLIN

because, just like a garbage truck you are taking something not wanted from one place and dumping it in another?

In church? Just go silently, mysteriously, with a pained look on your face, half bent over, clutching your belly, then when you come back, smiling, with a long stride, everyone knows to stay away from that room for at least a day.

because saying your going to use the $#!++er is not approprate language in church. Where you listening to George Carlin or something, he does a whole spill on that.