101 (or more) ways to see a half-pint of milk

Well, after seeing posts on https://www.instructables.com/community/What_is_your_winning_slogan/ that forum, and Lemonie suggesting that a book should be made, I decided to make this. All you need to do is post a comment that says:

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say (your view of a half pint of milk here.)


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Re-design7 years ago
I see it and say two things, this glass of milk is really old and lets see, how can I make it better, I know, Hershey's chocolate.
kelseymh8 years ago
A Republican sees half a pint and says, "Hey! Who drank my milk?"
A Democrat sees half a pint and says,"Hey! Dang Republicans taxed the other half!"
And tried to put an excise tax on this half.
An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say who needs to finish their milk?
An average ibler sees a glass of milk and tries to make yogurt with only a magnifying glass and a corner of toast. A newbie sees a glass of milk and says "What is that white stuff?! Is it milk? How can I find out?" Kelsey sees a glass of milk and says "There are exactly 4720397373030366 atoms in this glass"
*"There are exactly 4720397373030367 atoms in this glass" kelseymh
Oh, wait, I see. Lol.
I know, I callz him Kelsey because I'm so 1337. :D
,a little mole or less...
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