11-Year-Old Boy Bites Pitbull to Ward off Attack!

I'm sorry. I just had to.

I saw this article and immediately thought, "This would be perfect for the "Offbeat" section back at the I'bles forums:

Offbeat - Man Bites Dog

See?

SAO PAULO, Brazil - An 11-year old boy is in Brazil's media spotlight after sinking his teeth into the neck of a dog that attacked him.

Local newspapers reported on Thursday that Gabriel Almeida was playing in his uncle's backyard in the city of Belo Horizonte when a pit bull named Tita lunged at him and bit him in the left arm.

Almeida grabbed the dog by the neck and bit back — biting so hard that he lost a canine tooth.

Wow.

Full article here via MSNBC

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tomonto9 years ago
he lost a canine tooth

get it, because it was a dog *smile*

*crickets*

*crickets*

*kills crickets*

*silence*
Labot2001 (author)  tomonto9 years ago
Haha?

*runs*
Keith-Kid9 years ago
Eeeeex.....treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmm!!!!!
KentsOkay9 years ago
What can I say? Fight fire ^ants^ with fire... or mad attack dogs by biting them...
tech-king9 years ago
wow..,...... not much more to say.