A Psychoanalysis of Dr. Seuss

I got real bored in summer school, so I opened up MS Word and wrote this*. Unfortunately, when I cut&paste, it makes funny characters, so you have to download the virus word doc instead.

  • It should be noted that the inspiration for this work came from an analysis of Seuss' The Cat in the Hat, which I cannot find ATM...

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ShielaAngel7 years ago
Wow, that was really good! You really added such depth to Green Eggs and Ham.
And it was rather entertaining to read, as well :P Sam being an annoying green eggs and ham salesman....
I always thought Sam was pretty annoying.
Labot2001 (author)  Sunbanks7 years ago
He sort of seem like a stalker creep also.
He DID. If you think about it... Sam-I-Am just reeks of stalkerness.
And also why would he want the person to eat green eggs and ham with a goat? Maybe Sam was trying to get the guy close enough to the goat and distract him with the green eggs and ham so the goat could kill him.
Or maybe it is some cult infested rite, eating green eggs and PIG with a Goat LOL
At least the name of the book isn't "Green Eggs and Goat" Then it'd be weird eating the goat with a goat.
Just the green eggs has me not wanting any part of it :-)
I definitely wouldn't want to eat green eggs O_o
Keith-Kid8 years ago
Wow....Labot.....You wrote that all by yourself? Reeeally?

In all seriousness, great job! It's really fun to read, yet actually says something worthwhile.....

Great Job! Ya crazy hobo....
Labot2001 (author)  Keith-Kid8 years ago
Yeah, I wrote it.
Just read it, you are an excellent writer. I mean it.
Labot2001 (author)  Lithium Rain8 years ago
Aww, shucks... ;-)
xACIDITYx8 years ago
and the antagonist, carrying him far away to the city’s sewer, were he
Labot2001 (author)  xACIDITYx8 years ago
Totally dropped the ball.

Just kidding. It's a great psychoanalysis. one of the best I've ever seen
Labot2001 (author)  xACIDITYx8 years ago
Hooray! :D
It was a joke because I've never read a psychoanalysis. But my Psychoanalysis reading future is off to a good start!
Labot2001 (author)  xACIDITYx8 years ago
>I've never read a psychoanalysis.

Really?? Because I've never written one!!!11!!!1! *muscle spasm*
jakee1178 years ago
hmmm... interesting.. a bit psychotic.. but interesting.. and your psychoanalysis closes with enough meaning to not be completely useless! amazing!!!!

lol jk

it was funny and sort of made sense
Goodhart8 years ago
Only one comment (other then you have a vivid imagination), and that is, near the end, the antagonist is put off by a chlorophyll loaded pig, thus making green ham, but this does not help us understand why green EGGS would be a problem :-)
Labot2001 (author)  Goodhart8 years ago
Perhaps he is vegan?
No, he just doesn't like GorillazMiko
Quite an amusing little psycho-analysis... I like the theories about the antagonists reasons for not eating the eggs and ham, the farm one being a little more imaginative but reasonable...
You forgot to add the file...
Labot2001 (author)  killerjackalope8 years ago
Tanks :-)
Goodhart8 years ago
*waving* Yoo hoo ! did you forget the Doc. or delete it ? :-)
Labot2001 (author)  Goodhart8 years ago
I forgot... :P