Adjusting thong size

Hey all! I have this problem, where all the thongs I get with outfits are too big for me. But, seeing as I love matching outfits, I really hate to throw them away. Yet I just can't figure out how to make them smaller.
It's killing me. 
Any help would be much appreciated.


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Toga_Dan4 years ago
office scissors and stapler?
Kiteman5 years ago
There's not a lot of adjusting you can do to a thong - it would be a case of opening seams, trimming out excess fabric, and sewing them up again.
Alpine butterfly knot or sheepshank...wait, that slips on dental floss...
lol, cd
Eat more chocolate?
LOL Joseph.
ilpug5 years ago
uhh, you might want to differentiate which kind of thong you mean...

the term has two meanings:
- A sandal, also known as a flip-flop
-an extremely revealing piece of bottom underwear that leaves little to the imagination, and sometimes doesn't leave anything.

canucksgirl5 years ago
I thought you were talking about shoes... but it seems you've been getting a lot of advice for the other kind of thong.

Perhaps you could clarify your question!? Not all advice is interchangeable. o_0
Wilmette5 years ago
If it's killing you, I hope it is a peaceful death. It will be unique in the annals of medicine and the report of it in a professional journal may be just the thing to get someone tenure or promotion. RIP