America is doomed - only days left

Brace yourself, America - you're due to be destroyed before the end of December!

Quite by chance, I came across this Koran-based prediction from The Jerusalem Post via Skeptical News.

You're all going to be scraped off the planet by a giant tsunami, partly because of the way you have treated Native Americans. Quite how destroying their homeland makes things better, I can't quite see...

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Someone should send a "happy new year from USA" card to Mister Ziad Silwadi =o)
I tried to e-mail him but his out-of-office reply said he was on vacation. He's apparently Tuna fishing in Colorado but should be back a week on Wednesday. Cheers, Pat. Pending
Keith-Kid9 years ago
Ha! Now you guys are all dead while I'm stuck here fighting off mutant-mer-people, while trying to find company other than my dead parrot. Me-Is-Story!
Well it's 2008 so I guess all the Americans are dead by now. I'm going to miss those guys. Anyhoo that reminds me, I heard about this guy who was forewarned of a massive flood. He built himself a huge boat (probably from plywood and duct tape). When he had finished he took two of every kind of animal and when the waters came he and all the animals were saved whilst everyone else perished. It sounds plausible to me but others have suggested it was just another urban myth. Happy 2008 (CE) Pat. Pending
so this is what it is like being dead... no wonder dead people never call!
OMS I'm dead? Unless th afterlife is the same as the first, I'm alive, but not well.
Kiteman (author)  KentsOkay9 years ago
The Nac Mac Feegle believe they are already dead, and have done something good in their previous life, since a world so full of wondrous things to drink and fight must be heaven.
Kiteman (author)  Patrick Pending9 years ago
Removes hat, attempts to play last post on snail shell horn, fails.
Sunbanks9 years ago
Do you think that's true?
Kiteman (author)  Sunbanks9 years ago
Er, no - check my page for my opinions on religion.
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