Anyone interested in Collaborating? How to deal with drunks...

I've been thinking about this as right now the goddamn drunk that came to the door a few hours ago is still rapping on the door, he's a special example because he's caught in this loop, he came asking for someone called steve and wasn't a problem, I sent him on his merry way and he came back in half an hour, oblivious to the fact that we'd had that conversation, he was however agressive this time, he tried to push his way in to the house and got a good smack to the jaw, door closed. He then came back again, in a friendly mood and started the conversation again, I'm now ignoring him - usually they take the hint the first time... Anyway I was wondering if anybody would like to collaborate on an 'ible about dealing with them, see I've had a variety of random interactions with drunks, from where I used to work to random happenings and down and the local, I'd probably be able to persuade my friend who's a barman to add some wisdom, and maybe my mate the security guard who is bored anyway... Anybody interested? If I've missed a life changing and amazing 'ible on such things then it may not be needed but haven't seen one on this subject anyway...

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KentsOkay8 years ago
Not enough times to really be of any help :( Y'know, wouldn't it be a shame if the drunk chap was really a time traveller trying to contact your future son about his role in saving the world?
Kryptonite8 years ago
I hate it when they pop up when you're in mourning about some one who was run over by a drunk...
lemonie8 years ago
Interesting, he wasn't looking for Dave then?
I might have something to add.

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skunkbait8 years ago
I can probably help. I've done a bit of it professionally. Unfortunately, I had to deal with a super-stupid drunk at a FUNERAL last week!
One of the reason they have wakes, if it was his own...
Seriously!!!
killerjackalope (author)  skunkbait8 years ago
That's obscene - I'll PM about collab... Things like that make you wonder about humanity...
bumpus8 years ago
I'm down! I had to deal with some last night!
killerjackalope (author)  bumpus8 years ago
Great, will PM you...
I?
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