Apologies in Advance

I've mentioned it before, but now is almost the time: I'm going to CERN on Monday, for most of the week.

It's actually a professional development session (I'm supposed to be getting inspired to produce inspiring teaching materials), so it's not a jolly, honest.

Anyhoo, bizarrely, in the birthplace of the internet*, wifi internet access is apparently quite unreliable there, so I may not be around as much as you are used to.

I'll be spending the time in a days-long nerdgasm instead.

(*it involved physicists being too lazy to cycle between work stations)

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Kiteman (author) 1 year ago
Breaking news!

Expect a new "Higgs" announcement in about ten days, and a CMBR announcement about ten days after that.
Should we count our Higgs before they hatch?
Kiteman (author) 1 year ago
I'm here, and, as I was warned, the connection is grindingly slow.

Still, at least it's a connection!

Now wandering off to find the chap running this event...
Kiteman (author) 1 year ago
Fourteen hours until I set off from home.

Not that I'm counting ;-)
Kiteman (author)  Kiteman1 year ago
Eight hours...
So is this junket at the public expense of taxpayer dollars pounds?
Kiteman (author)  caitlinsdad1 year ago
Actually, there's a grant from a science education charity. The grant size is fixed, so any leftover cash goes to my school.
so, you're walking then ?
Have fun. You should add the ready-brek glow to your avatar.....
iceng Kiteman1 year ago
Does your family have the follow an airliner app to track your short hop to Grenoble ?
I hate you!

Actually, no I don't, I'm happy for you. Have fun! Take lots of pictures! :)
Kiteman (author)  Lithium Rain1 year ago
I have my camera...
iceng Kiteman1 year ago
Are you still growing those good looking facial protein strings ?
rimar20001 year ago
Do not let them accelerate you, Particle Man
Kiteman (author)  rimar20001 year ago
Unfortunately, they've just shut it down...
I believe CERN created the world-wide-web application. The internet was created by the US military or Al Gore.
Packet switching which underlies the whole technology was ALSO invented by an Englishman

. Your move.
The sugar packet and tea bag were invented by 'mericans. Were it not for that, there would be no teabagging at places where the sun never sets nor shines.

Your move.
Kiteman (author)  caitlinsdad1 year ago
*splutters crumbs all over screen*
Kiteman (author)  caitlinsdad1 year ago
Oops, you are correct.

Cern =

Cerebral Ecstasy Resulting in Nerdgasm...

(or could be ...Reaching Nerdgasm)...

Either way,


(Just remember those of us that don't know a particle from a physicist in your ensuing 'ibles).
Kiteman (author)  karlpinturr1 year ago
bajablue1 year ago
lol... have fun brainiac! ;-D
Kiteman (author)  bajablue1 year ago
I will, thanks!
iceng1 year ago
From the western land that has many  Al Gore believers,
I soo envy your upcoming entry into the magic circle.
Where I understand the air is endowed with a conflagration of unattached intelligent particles.

Have a Great Nerdgasm !


bajablue iceng1 year ago
Kiteman (author)  iceng1 year ago

Kozz1 year ago
I hope your visit to CERN is all you hope for and more! Perhaps for a little while we could all address you as "Particle Man" instead of Kiteman. Exciting stuff, really!
Goodhart1 year ago
Have fun despite it not being the sole purpose !
Kiteman (author)  Goodhart1 year ago
Oh, I intend to!