Ask Cassandra

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cazmundi11 years ago
i just moved to my new place and i want to reward my malicious neighbor for teaching his big stupid dogs to bark while i sleep (without doggie murder), my uncle who wont aid me directly (childhood as a inventive miscreant/anarchist) and he mumbled something about a 4mhz piezo stack; i also want to thank you for providing the independ evidence to call my labpartner a fool. we used my flyback transformer and a pancake coil to launch steel bbs at a wall target. SO, any ideas.....
cazmundi11 years ago
i just moved to my new place and i want to reward my malicious neighbor for teaching his big stupid dogs to bark while i sleep (without doggie murder), my uncle who wont aid me directly (childhood as a inventive miscreant/anarchist) and he mumbled something about a 4mhz piezo stack; i also want to thank you for providing the independ evidence to call my labpartner a fool. we used my flyback transformer and a pancake coil to launch steel bbs at a wall target. SO, any ideas.....
canida11 years ago
Dear Cassandra, I find myself in a relationship with a fellow who thinks getting up at 6am to exercise in the dark is a grand idea. How do I convince him that staying out late dancing is a better way to go? Also, I can't seem to locate the stash of coin cell batteries in my workshop. Can the spirits offer any guidance? Bereft, Canida
Ask Cassandra (author)  canida11 years ago
Dearest canida,

Honey, have you got problems. Those zombie rats aren't even the beginning. You say your husband won't go dancing and has so much energy he's busting his ass to get out of bed before daybreak? Take the hint! My man is usually so beat from our nightly workouts its a miracle if i can drag him out of bed by 10 for some of my home-cooked pancakes. Just look at all your other projects! You are spending all your time cooking in the kitchen, and none cookin' in the bedroom. It's a good thing you asked for help before things got even more out of hand. Lets see, there are a variety of ways to tackle this age-old problem. Ordinarily my first recommendation in such cases is to get your slutty on, but I know you're pretty good about that already. More than pretty good! I've seen some slutty out of you that would charm the hoariest Roman centurion. What next? Your tendencies towards witchcraft are strong, young Canida! Start with this spell, it worked wonders for my girlfriend Calliope. You also might look into some variety. How long has it been, 10 years? Here is an overview by my good friend Dr. Dengrove (rest his poor soul, I miss him so). You may not have considered such a thing before, but I know many lovers that have found a bit of variety to be quite rejuvenating for all involved. Sweety, do write back and let me know how things work out. Oh! I almost forgot. I'll be in your neck of the woods next month with my man, lets all get our slutty on and see if we can't get those vandalous visigoths of ours to come out dancing with us! Perhaps a few little hints about a possible switcheroo might help? <giggle>

xoxo
Cassandra


ps. Needless to say, coin cell batteries should be the least of your worries. However, my clairvoyant techniques show me some 3V lithium cells in a clear box labeled "erope" in an extremely brightly lit room. I also see a stash of blister-packed 1.4V hearing-aid batteries in compartment-containers along a long cinder-block wall.
Cassandra, It turns out the batteries were in my pocket after all. How is it that Crash2108 beat you to the answer?!? Concerned, canida
Ask Cassandra (author)  canida11 years ago
Dear canida,
How about your man? is he in your pocket now too?

I've never claimed to be the only advice-giver on either heaven or earth, nor the fastest one. my track record is well known.
Ahh -- so your fate seems to be true... we should never believe you... As a result of this - it would seem you are suffering from a medical condition known as "Cassandra Syndrome." I hope in real life you're not like this OR I hope those around you don't know how to use the Baker Act....
So, Cassandra is gay too?
Crash2108 canida11 years ago
Check your pocket.
TheCheese992111 years ago
dear casandra what comes first oficialy in a lassagna the cheese or the sause
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