Batch file viruses

I need to know how to create a batch file virus, and some works please.

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I'm sorry, but I have some bad news. You...might want to have a seat right there. I'm ~~Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC~~ afraid that most batch "viruses" are not viruses at all, but executable programs that must be run by the user and can easily be removed with a text editor. 1337 h4ckors don't really use them...
Beniah (author)  Lithium Rain8 years ago
Lol I like that answer :). okay so if you know any viruses...could you fill me in?
Haha, thanks. 'Fraid not. I don't presume to call myself a hacker, because I'm not, but I'm also definitely not a cracker. So no, I will not help you attack other systems. Sorry.
Beniah (author)  Lithium Rain8 years ago
:) I just thought it might be a fun thing to do, just a prank on friends. thanks though.
lemonie Beniah8 years ago
Search here (oh I'll do it for you):

(If you said that's what you wanted in the first place...)

Beniah (author)  lemonie8 years ago
k thanks man!
lemonie Beniah8 years ago
Are you planning on sticking around here, or just popping-in? (don't know whether to say "welcome" or "see ya"?) L
:) If you want to prank your friends, I'd suggest the old screenshot-their-desktop-and-remove-all-the-icons trick to make unclickable icons. Don't forget to hide the taskbar. And, by the way, I'm very impressed at your response. I fully expected you to flare hot and maybe cuss me out - heartening to find a person above all that.
Beniah (author)  Lithium Rain8 years ago
Ha Ha! ya I'm not like that, I appreciate what I receive :)
lemonie Beniah8 years ago
Have used the "search" box? It's in the upper right-hand portion of the page (in the orange bit, followed by the word "search")
If you can't find something here try the rest of the internet