Best Pick Up Lines

Hi, Please share your funny/corny pick up lines on this forum. Thanks Joe 1.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. That one was lame but i want to here yours.

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VerendusVir6 years ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
ilpug6 years ago
Hey, didja know im a medical marvel? i dont have heart, you took it!

Are you a meteorologist? because i need something to talk about to keep myself distracted from your body, but all i can think of is weather.

Are you a mathemetician? lets subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and hope we don't multiply.
monsterlego6 years ago
Get in the van.
kingmik9 years ago
i'm mad everyone have a pick up line besides me i usaully joke around with the gurl show my muscles or when she bought to by something throw a big bill at the cash register like 20 and up but l8ly dollar bills worked. usally get a corny joke like where i came from the strip club
XValentine9 years ago
una fiesta en mi pantalones (i think everyone can translate that .)
nice legs.... when do they open? (knock knock) "who's there?" (when where) "when where who?" (me, you, now)
joejoerowley (author)  super_genius9 years ago
Haha nice!
thanks.. i actually thought of both of those on my own. i know they might seem slightly inappropriate.. but there are such worse ones..
1 i heard this from Fresh Prince man, god must have been havin a good day when he made a fine chick like you 2 i just know this one from somewhere your legs must be tired cause you been running through my mind all day those might be the other way around.
Are you from heaven? Cuz i have a boner
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