Biblical curse generator

It generates Biblical curses!
(direct link to Ship Of fools)

Picture of Biblical curse generator
sort by: active | newest | oldest
1-10 of 15Next »
CapnTac8 years ago
I hope you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, O ye wolf in sheep's clothing!
lemonie (author)  CapnTac8 years ago
Dear Enemy: may the Lord hate you and all your kind, may you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment. L
CapnTac lemonie8 years ago
lemonie (author)  CapnTac8 years ago
Rotten1948 years ago
Thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou armpit of Satan!
lemonie (author)  Rotten1948 years ago
Woe unto thee, O ye denizen of the underworld, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!
Derin8 years ago
Woe unto thee, O ye plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be smitten with all-over boils!
lemonie (author)  Derin8 years ago
Thanks Derin (thou sulphurous nonentity, for you will be mocked by eunuchs!) L
DJ Radio8 years ago
I remember an episode of "the simpsons", where bart and Millhouse were looking through the bible for swear words, so they could say them when they wanted, and their excuse was "it was in the bible"
I just saw that episode this morning. It was really funny!

Oh, and you FAIL at spelling Milhouse's name. It's Milhouse, with one 'L'
1-10 of 15Next »