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"Call Me Maybe": The Joseph Ducreux Translation

We all love Joseph Ducreux. The below meme (sorry you have to scroll all the way to the bottom to see it) gave me the idea for this forum. I decided Decreuxize the entire "Call Me Maybe" song! You can find the original lyrics here. Below is the parody.



Engage in a Conversation with Me ~ Possibly

I deposited a wish in the cylindrical reservoir.
Do not inquire of me as to of what my fancy consisted,
As I will forever withhold from you this piece of information.
I turned my eyes upon your person as my wish descended, pulled by gravity,
And currently, you are blocking my desired path.

I would barter my soul in exchange for the gain of one of the cravings of my heart,
And low-value coins in exchange for an osculation.
I did not seek out this situation,
However, currently, you are blocking my desired path.

Your gaze was unwavering,
Torn breeches,
Epidermis was exposed,
The night exhibited an unusually high temperature,
And there were active air currents.
To where are you intending upon traveling, my babe?

Greetings.
I just engaged in a first conversation with you,
And this is insane.
However, here is the group of numerals associated with my telephonic device.
You could engage in a conversation with me using the device -- possibly.

I find it difficult to hold my eyes
Upon your visage, my babe,
However, here is the group of numerals associated with my telephonic device.
You could engage in a conversation with me using the device -- possibly.

Greetings.
I just engaged in a first conversation with you,
And this is insane.
However, here is the group of numerals associated with my telephonic device.
You could engage in a conversation with me using the device -- possibly.

And the entirety of the other young males
Endeavor to pursue me.
However, here is the group of numerals associated with my telephonic device.
You could engage in a conversation with me using the device -- possibly.

You were lax about contacting me,
But I needed no such amount of time in order to fall.
I gained absolutely nothing from you,
However, you are continuing to block my desired path.

I beseech, take on return, and purloin.
I have the gift of legitimate precognition.
I was, however, unaware that I would feel it.
Despite this fact, it is blocking my desired path.

Your gaze was unwavering,
Torn breeches,
Epidermis was exposed,
The night exhibited an unusually high temperature,
And there were active air currents.
To where are you intending upon traveling, my babe?

Greetings.
I just engaged in a first conversation with you,
And this is insane.
However, here is the group of numerals associated with my telephonic device.
You could engage in a conversation with me using the device -- possibly.

I find it difficult to hold my
Eyes upon your visage, my babe,
However, here is the group of numerals associated with my telephonic device.
You could engage in a conversation with me using the device -- possibly.

Greetings.
I just engaged in a first conversation with you,
And this is insane.
However, here is the group of numerals associated with my telephonic device.
You could engage in a conversation with me using the device -- possibly.

And the entirety of the other young males
Endeavor to pursue me.
However, here is the group of numerals associated with my telephonic device.
You could engage in a conversation with me using the device -- possibly.

Before you became an integral component of my existence,
I felt an acute need of you.
I felt an acute need of you.
I felt a very acute need of you.

Before you became an integral component of my existence,
I felt an acute need of you.
And you should be duly aware of this fact.
I felt a very acute need of you.

Greetings.
I just engaged in a first conversation with you,
And this is insane.
However, here is the group of numerals associated with my telephonic device.
You could engage in a conversation with me using the device -- possibly.

I find it difficult to hold my eyes
Upon your visage, my babe,
However, here is the group of numerals associated with my telephonic device.
You could engage in a conversation with me using the device -- possibly.

Greetings.
I just engaged in a first conversation with you,
And this is insane.
However, here is the group of numerals associated with my telephonic device.
You could engage in a conversation with me using the device -- possibly.

And the entirety of the other young males
Endeavor to pursue me.
However, here is the group of numerals associated with my telephonic device.
You could engage in a conversation with me using the device -- possibly.

Before you became an integral component of my existence,
I felt an acute need of you.
I felt an acute need of you.
I felt a very acute need of you.

Before you became an integral component of my existence,
I felt an acute need of you.
And you should be duly aware of this fact.

Therefore, engage in a conversation with me using your telephonic device!

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