Another Burger-Carp on the line

When Mamma 'Bama said 'NO' to fast foods she meant it!

It's really hard, when you bite your finger this bad, to keep your cool and pretend that nothing has happened so the others don't notice just how much of a klutz you are.


I know its long past but I just ran across this and couldn't resist.

It looks to me your photo retouching skill is unique....Mans image color corrected so smoothly and besides i love spectacle photos shadows is excellent to watch..

Thanks...

extreme policing

Why does the contrast of the image change between the original and the ones with the captions from the winners?

my friend bet me a doghnut that i couldnt eat a doghnut without licking my lips

When training for the Strongest Man locomotive pull, it's important to start small.

'Fishing for HQ members was easy once they found the right bait'

Wait ! This is no donut, this is uncooked squid ! (what irony !)

Who is this matt eeryone keeps mentioning

Well done, both.

Congratulations!

DONUTS! BUY USELESS SELF DESTRUCTING SUN GLASSES!

Who put this rock in my donut?

You guys should specify in the rules that retouching the caption photo is allowed. It may make for some more interesting entries!

you 2 are lucky.

who won????!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?

Difficulty obtaining nutrition? Use teeth strength!

- OR -

Delicious object, unfortunately gone hard, needs utmost teeth strength.

_{I know this is breaking the "one entry per comment" rule but these are really just alternative spellings :)}

"This is my eatin' face"

"will eating this donut make my butt look big?"

"nobody look!"

When eating donuts, Matt is no longer cute like a duck.

If it doesn't touch my lips it won't end up on my hips!

Never again will i buy donuts from the bargain bin.

It's time for the traditional, pre-fight donut.

This is a rubber donut.*squints and thinks of blowing the factory up*

The Story of the Doughnut War: Part One: The Attack.

Eyes: Brain, look at those DELICIOUS doughnuts!
Doughnuts: What doughnuts? I don't see any doughnuts! *hides*
Brain: Mmmm, those look good. Hands, get ready.
Hands: Ready! *salute*
Brain: Good. Eyes, do we have an attack vector?
Eyes: Twelve O' Clock, clear shot!
Brain: We're going in!
*Epic Music*
Doughnut Commander: They're attacking base! Fire!
Doughnuts: Firing! *fire mortar*
Hands: Brain, we're picking up excessive sugar levels.... incoming!
Brain: Evasive action!
Arm: Brain, we just lost a finger. Completely hit with powdered sugar.
Brain: Continue on. Those doughnuts are vital!
Arms: Commencing final stage of attack.
Doughnut Commander: They're here! Release the bombs! Shoot off the guns! We can't let them breach our defense!
Doughnut Soldier: They're too strong! They're breaching the lid!
Hands: Brain, we've opened the lid. The base is ours.
Brain: take a hostage and prepare it for nomming.
Hands: he's struggling, sir.
Brain: Mouth, bite!
Mouth: Mmmmm....
Brain: Mmmm....
Hands (hurt finger has recovered): Mmmm....
Meanwhile, in the box....
Doughnut Commander: Today, we honor the death of a fallen soldier. A fearless friend who gave his life to the cause. And while we have lost the battle, we will not lose the war....

Continued in Part Two: Doughnut Retaliation!

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lol, long caption.

does this donut make my mouth look big?

*Please note that no doughnuts were harmed in the making of this caption competition. The doughnut seen in this image is a highly trained stunt doughnut. Do not try this at home.*

YUM, YUM, CHEW, CHEW. DoUgHnUtS R DELICHIAS!!!!!

Doughnut breaks are necessary in this business!

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of doughnuts."

look its Homer from the Simpsons "MMMM DOUGHNUTS GIMME GIMME AHHHHHHGAHHHH"

I know its bad for me but it just tastes so good!!

Oh! The creamy center is so cold!!!!

om nom nom!

He tried with all his might to not get the glazed donut in his beard but it slowly grew more powerful by the bite and the urge became strong.

Little did he know the very donut he was eating would bring him to a not so elegant death.

Breakfast Wars: The Doughnut Wars

Darth Glazed: "Fool! You cannot defeat me! The force is not strong in you!"
Eric Tilewalker: "YES.......I.......................CAN!"

"I just hate getting that white powdery sugar stuff on my lips..."

Day 3 of testing: The Squid Labs kevlar weight-loss doughnut is holding out against even concerted attacks.

The things I gotta do, Because I forgot her birthday. ( Note to self: DESTROY Easybake oven )

I am no robot! I NEED FOOD!!!

I did it with ms publisher and ms paint. Be nice.

How to: Hack a doughnut to make it pocket sized

Wait.....don't eat the hole.... remember that's mine

If you can't eat it, it isn't yours.

Creme?! I wanted jelly :/

Just a liiiiitle stale

OUCH! Stopsteppingonmyfootimatryintoeatmahdonuts!!!!!!!!

"That's one small bite for a man, one giant loss for donut-kind."

"Man discovers half-life of a donut."

Don't smell, don't smell, Ahh, Gotta have more

In case you cant read it, it says "Manly men need donuts too..."

Robot tried at donuts, nobody could accuse him of not trying, but trying to like them was a challenge beyond the ken of a mortal.

Here is our new "Instructables" contest: How to eat a Donut

i eatz this donut because i am a MANLY man and MANLY MEN do what MANLY MEN WANT! ummm.... i know it sucks...

Weight Watchers just unleashed its new eating exercise program to offset the ill effects of a Krispy Kreme donut!

"The secret to stealing a doughnut is taking small bites."