Coin a phrase, or one liner

Have you ever wonder were, phrases come from like  " That's what she said " or  "See you later.......not if I see you first" or "Well, there's your problem!"

I think i may of coined a phrase, but of course I can't prove it  " Its funny cause its true"   I even heard it on TV the other night, I have been saying that for years.
Anyways today after a student made a mess I gave him a mop and bucket and told him to clean it up. After 20 minutes I came back and he had managed to make the mess about 100 times worse. I was very annoyed with him and I was inspired to say  "Never send an idiot to do a job a monkey could do"

Anyway there is, If it takes off I will now have proof that i said it first on 20 april 2016

So whats your favorite phrase or one liner?  Maybe you could come up with the next "That's what she said!"

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iceng7 months ago

Light a mass under your atch..

liquidhandwash (author)  iceng7 months ago

Ahh.. I see what you did there.

iceng7 months ago

Fridge out..

You mean you have no idea of what you are doing? And you're asking me?

liquidhandwash (author)  caitlinsdad1 year ago

Yep Ive heard that one before somewhere, I remember when i was a kid we use to say "use the force" (star wars) at all sorts of inappropriate times, like on the public toilet, when the teacher was telling a kid off, or when someone jammed thier fingers in a door.

Toga_Dan1 year ago

many cliche phrases contradict others.

"If it don't work, force it. If it breaks, it needed to be replaced anyway. "

What I know is dangerous, the rest I google.

liquidhandwash (author)  caitlinsdad1 year ago

Ok, its that when your fixing high voltage stuff...

I just thought of a couple over others,..... when someone farts "that will leave a stain" or "you need to see a plumber about that"

There are those who make and those who do. Those that make do, make do - do.

liquidhandwash (author)  caitlinsdad1 year ago

I think everyone makes do-do