Crotch Knife

I had the greatest idea, ever.... A pair of pants that protrudes a knife out of your crotch every time you do a pelvic thrust..... Not sure why, though. I really want to make one, but I don't know how I would go about doing so. Any help/advice, fellow Instructable'ers?

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Keith-Kid9 years ago
I already had this idea for a comic last year. Ill scan it.
Lftndbt9 years ago
I think someone has watched

SE7EN

too many times..... *FrEaKsHoW*
That's the first thing I thought of. One of my favorite movies, but that scene gets to me every time!
Yes, t'was rather messed up... Well you know what they say about great minds... eh.. LoL ;) Nice pic..:)
I don't remember that scene. I need to watch it sometime when its not 4 in the morning...
You wouldn't have missed it, probably just forgotten. Perhaps thats not such a bad thing. I think if I watched that movie for the first time again, I'd skip that scene... Movie is already screwed up enough as it is. That scene was just plan wrong... I think it might have scarred me for life.... LoL
Maybe I fell asleep during that scene... Because I really do not remember it... I'm going to have to buy the movie.
Bran Lftndbt9 years ago
Lol, PM me what 'tis about?
Ok I do pelvic thrusts wayyy too much for that to be safe or practical, they're the cornerstone of my day, no time is bad for a good thrust joke or just a thrust to get conversation going, I imagine thrust-stabbery would lessen the coversation quality immensly so... However the trick to it would be to figure out where two distances on your body change enough to pull a string or something and pop the knife out... Honestly it would be pretty hard... (sorry can't help myself here) but you make it swing up and down easily enough... or side to side... and if you're goo in circles... ok im done... nearly...
Labot20019 years ago
i think something more like a pea shooter would be more practical than a knife, if you plan on putting it down there... at the end of your pea shooter, put a plastic tube, with a squishy thing on the other end, so that you can give it a quick squeeze and force your ammo out of the pea shooter. just a thought. :D
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