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Dear oh dear, Killerjackalope's gone and done it again...

The other day I was shooting at one of the invading spawn of killerjackalope with my slingshot. The ickle bastard teleported away, and my BB struck my sidewalk instead, ricocheting into my front window...


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LinuxH4x0r8 years ago
Wow, that sucks. That reminds me of:
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lol awesome drawing skillz
haha, it was my sister
Bahaha, My spawn will soon consume your puny world...
KentsOkay (author)  killerjackalope8 years ago

NEVER!!!


*grabs shotgun and starts blowing away mutant jackalopes*
You have it easy! The pandalopes are much worse!
Gjdj3 Keith-Kid8 years ago
You'reright.Pandalopesaremuchworse.Infact,oneatemyspacebartheotherday.
n8man Gjdj38 years ago
Pandalopes:

Pandas with ram horns and giant mutant rabbit legs. They breed as fast as rabbits but only have one baby pandalope at a time. Babies are more dangerous than average adult. A mother who has a baby is way more dangerous than a baby.

Attack strategies:

Pandalopes hop fifty feet in the air and dive down head first on its prey.

How to defend yourself:

Give it beer and while it is distracted, take something and whack it right between the horns. It has a major artery (it's fatal flaw) there and it will die very slowly so run, RUN!!!
Sorry...
bumpus Gjdj38 years ago
hahahaha
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