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Excuse my french, but what the 'french word' about Ed?

Great contest, although none of my ideas will fit into that,

I have to ask, Option A Noah, But no option C for Ed?

tut tut

PS, see the second picture, for the advert that happened to be here when i was reading the first comments, i actually had to google what it was...

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We can get noah arrested by having someone under 18 go on the date with him.
KentsOkay5 years ago
*immediately loses motivation to enter* What about Christy or Rachel or Schoomaroo? I say this contest is SEXIST!!!
So part of the point is that Noah is single!

That makes him pretty much the only best option from the team.
So, I guess he volunteered to take one for the team. Noahw, we salute you.
gmjhowe (author)  caitlinsdad5 years ago
Egged into it maybe? Maybe he was clouded by dreams of french models who can cook, that live in the SF area..
Hail, Caesar! We, about to die, salute you.
That must mean, I will publish my ible as soon as you publish yours...
It's Mutually Assured Destruction!
He's the only single person at ibles? he should get an award... oh wait
gmjhowe (author)  canida5 years ago
He wont be single much longer if he finds that dream french model..
*grumble* well I s'pose.... And to think, I had such nice toasted oatmeal almond raisin cookies...
daniel!5 years ago
Wait but what happens if you run out of that chocolate stuff for option B and the winner is a guy?
canida daniel!5 years ago
And we won't run out of the chocolate - it's coming direct from Tom at Cocoa Puro.
gmjhowe (author)  daniel!5 years ago
Hey, for all we know Noah could be really cool to hang with, he seems to like food, so one could have a eating fest.
daniel! gmjhowe5 years ago
Yeah that would be pretty cool but I live in Maryland. It would also probably be a better idea to change the name to "a manly hanging out kinda thing" instead of a date if the winner was a guy.
canida daniel!5 years ago
Hey, it would be your date - you can call it whatever you like. ;)

But I can tell you the chocolate is fantastic.
daniel! canida5 years ago
mmm chocolate
gmjhowe (author)  daniel!5 years ago
Indeed.
Doctor What5 years ago
You mention Ed, you get a Cialis ad.
randofo5 years ago
But Noah is an expert kisser.
gmjhowe (author)  randofo5 years ago
I beg to differ, First rule of good kissing - CLEAN SHAVEN

Plus, if i won, i would not want to kiss either of them.

Also, although he is described as an expert kisser, it does not specify if this is included.

Finally, many people are expert kisses, but very few are...

Surgeons of the face
Plus, if you won, would you have to consider switching teams before playing, not that there's anything wrong with that. A date might be...AWKWARD. I thought they only sacrificed interns for this kind of thing.
I think Noah is banking on someone, say, a well-read French model in her mid-twenties to make a mind-blowing chocolate truffle and come in and sweep him off his feet (and flip the bill).
Yes, and who would I be to stand in his way?
gmjhowe (author)  fungus amungus5 years ago
I guess i can see your point. I wonder how many 'well-read French model in her mid-twenties' there are in the SF area? Im guessing maybe 2-5%? Then, the percentage of them that participate in this website, about 0.5% if we are lucky. Percentage of 'Models' that posses the skills to cook, 0%. But, one can always dream.
I'm not a model, but I think I do alright. . .and I wouldn't mind kissing Noah much.
gmjhowe (author)  shesparticular5 years ago
Ack, i should have calculated the chance of there being a Model on this website.

Sorry if i offended you at all.
The prize is MINE! MINE I TELL YOU!
No worries, I don't offend easily; and I'm also not a model.
gmjhowe (author)  shesparticular5 years ago
Ack, i should have actually took the time to read your comment. So essentially, we have come to the conclusion, that you don't get offended, and wouldn't mind kissing Noah. What about Ed?
Hmm, I guess that's about right. I guess I can also cook, and I'm a pretty cool chick (yeah, I took Latin, I'm not ashamed), and I don't mind talking about Ubuntu, etc. As for kissing Ed, don't know if I've seen him - not going to lie though, Noah's kind of a cutie. Also, thanks for thinking I could be a model, that's really sweet.
gmjhowe (author)  shesparticular5 years ago
Latin is cool, its used for two words of the VEA (the time travel agency that i work for, yeah, i live in a crazy fantasy world, I'm not ashamed).

Ed Lewis (aka Fungus Amungus) can be found Here.

A see your a relative newby to this site, i also see you have no welcome from the robot, so im going to head over there and dish one out.
It's all FANTASY!?!?!?!?

oh crap....
gmjhowe (author)  KentsOkay5 years ago
sssshhh, it was a cover up...
Thanks for the welcome! I guess Ed seems to have a nice looking mouth. . .and I don't mean anything at all provocative by that. And Good, don't be so hard on yourself. Also, your stuff is pretty cool.
gmjhowe (author)  shesparticular5 years ago
Haha thanks!
>hands over Nobel Peace prize for diplomacy< Welcome to Instructables. I was normal until I got drawn into Instructables.
*sigh* and so it goes for us fat ugly (and old) persons..... ;-)
and I wouldn't mind kissing Noah much.

Doest that mean you wouldn't mind it much or that you wouldn't much mind it? :-)
...much

ROFLMAO!
gmjhowe (author)  caitlinsdad5 years ago
After winning, i would sell the date to the highest bidder! You want to place a bid?
I think AM locked it out by hitting the Buy it now button a few times.
He wishes.
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Burn
gmjhowe (author)  caitlinsdad5 years ago
Burn
Let's hope you know that by proxy LOL
gmjhowe (author)  Goodhart5 years ago
haha
You can forgive an "expert kisser" a lot!
=SMART=5 years ago
lol if we win we couldn't got the generous no-expenses paid trip, but apparently noah will hand deliver the t-shirt and stickers anywhere in the world !

" Instructables Robot t-shirt, patch, and stickers delivered in person by Noah. "
noahw =SMART=5 years ago
Only available in San Francisco.
gmjhowe (author)  noahw5 years ago
What if the winner pays for noah to be shipped out?
Kiteman gmjhowe5 years ago
That's a possibility.

There is precedent after all...
Don't forget to put airholes in the box :-P
:-'D >Wipes tear from eye< That first prize is ~~torture~~ ~~punishment~~ certainly a once-in-a-lifetime experience!
It is a 'one in a lifetime experience' or is it that you could not bear it more then once in a lifetime ;-)
So is the guillotine!
Precisely!
BEST QUOTE EVAR
stinkymum5 years ago
Does this Noah have an ark?
The Hebrew word for Ark means a box. It is often used for the box of burial, i.e. a coffin.
gmjhowe (author)  stinkymum5 years ago
'an ark?' He has a army stealth boat...
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daniel! gmjhowe5 years ago
But does he have an Army Recon Kite?