FOR SHAME, INSTRUCTABLES
I was innocently running domains through a tracer. And you know what I found?
You...you registered with GoDaddy. How COULD YOU?!?!
No, don't try to deny it. There's no denying this. The proof is right there for the world to see. I can't believe you played me like this. We are THROUGH, Eric, do you hear me, THROUGH, and this time I mean it. I. Cannot. Believe. you hid this from me all this time.
No, don't say anything. I don't even want to look at you right now. I feel sick to my stomach. I'm just so disappointed right now. I thought I knew you.
But you're just like all my exes.
Jack from Wikihow called me last night. I told him no but now I'm calling back and saying yes.
I hope you're proud of yourself. We had something special.