Fart for science!
Yes, even you do.
But what makes the funniest rubber trump? Short and high? Long and flobberly?
And then there is the flip side of coin - what sounds do we hate most? Babies crying? Dental drills?
The University of Salford Acoustic Research Centre is running two parallel online surveys to answer those questions, and you can help - follow this link to find both surveys. The fart survey is linked to Red Nose Day, so I expect the results will be out in mid-March.
(No personal data is collected beyond gender, age and general location)