Favorite Quotes.

What are your favorite sayings? Mine are:

"One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like." - George Carlin.
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain.
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." - Steven Wright.
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain.
And last but not least, "Tomorrow's another big day!" - Calvin's mom.

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twilightfox2 years ago

"Has the dark power not crushed your puny hopes?"

phidgetsinc3 years ago

"In mathematics, the art of asking questions is more important than solving problems" - Georg Cantor (I liked this one so much I did it for a lettering class I was taking, see the image of my final-ish product)

"Do not complain because roses have thorns, but rejoice because thorns have roses" - Ziggy


"If you're going to tell people the truth you'd better make them laugh, or they'll kill you." -George Bernard Shaw

Plo Koon3 years ago

"That is correct, Commander." - Darth Vader

"He has shown you, O man, what is good. And what does the LORD require of
you? But to do justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God." - Micah 6:8

"Bless your face! If you sneezed during this video, bless you. Peace off! BOOP!" - Tobuscus

blkhawk5 years ago
The best moments usually occur when a person's body
or mind is stretched to its limits in a voluntary effort to
accomplish something difficult and worthwhile.

Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
sureshtanna5 years ago
Don’t regret your past learn from it.
The best impromptu speeches are the ones written well in advance.
Ruth Gordon.
I have a bunch I like. Here's a few:

"I try to be the person my dog thinks I am, and my cats keep me humble" - Me, and probably other people have written similar versions

"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

"No outfit is complete without cat hair" - Unknown
do what you can do today tomorrow- Me
black hole (author)  GASSYPOOTS5 years ago
I think Mark Twain said something like that too.
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