"One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like." - George Carlin.
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain.
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." - Steven Wright.
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain.
And last but not least, "Tomorrow's another big day!" - Calvin's mom.
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