Favorite quotes of life.

Nuff Said.

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Kiteman6 years ago
Sometimes it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
PaulJ93 years ago

You want the truth?! click: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lflarQC8r9I&index=2&list=PLo2rQ1ze4ZhC6vfVcBNvaVmBSKQQn4tE6

When life give you lemons, at least you won't get scurvy

LoneWolf6 years ago
"I reject your reality and substitue my own"

-Adam Savage
Mathematically thinking?
probably the most epic quote her...
Thanks! Also, "You can taste the bright lights, but you won't get them for free"

-Guns N' Roses, Welcome to the Jungle
"Beauty is in the heart of the beholder"
Not about life, but still my favorite.
if its not one thing its your mother
Brice114 years ago
Do not dwell in the past,
Do not dream of the future,
concentrate the mind on the present moment.
blkhawk5 years ago
"I always do what the voices in my head tell me to do"- Me
Life is like a roll of toilet paper: the closer to the end it gets, the faster it goes.

Bonus quote!
Duct tape is like the Force: it has a light, it has a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
5hockwave5 years ago
always remember that you're unique. just like everyone else
LOL! I've always like this one!
Thergox5 years ago
"Mind over matter: if you don't mind, it don't matter."
Thergox5 years ago
"All that matters is how well you walk through the fire" -- Bukowski (Who's he?)

"Life is so much more interesting inside my head" -- unknown
Kinetic5 years ago
Life is short.

Life is once.

Life is beautiful.
Thergox Kinetic5 years ago
Life isn't short -- it's all you got.
kaykay16165 years ago
Thergox5 years ago
"Life is not beautiful, but in a way, that gives it a sort of beauty" -- Kino's Journey

"Ignorance makes you worthless" -- Arakune (of Blazblue)
themoose645 years ago
I hate nice quotes so I made up my own: If life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye. O_O :)
there are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't


all and all, your just another brick in the wall ;)
DIY Dave5 years ago
"Can't" can't do anything until "Try" comes along and does it - Grandpa
5hockwave5 years ago
Stupid questions deserve stupid answers
Wasagi5 years ago
This seems to embody the essence of Instructables, or at least it does to me:

"When you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and find out how to do it." - Theodore Roosevelt

Also the entirety of Kipling's "If"
ilpug5 years ago
Reality is that which does not stop existing when you stop believing in it- Phillip K. Dick.

If you build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day, but i you set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life- my crazy friend.

These are my principles, if you don't like them, I have others- Karl Marx

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, and optometrists quite rich.- M. Ghandi

It can't go wrong if it never could have gone right in the first place-crazy friend

God obviously built the universe a trillion lightyears wide so he could be closer to you- crazy friend

What we've got here is a failure to communicate, some men you just can't reach. - the warden in Cool Hand Luke

If life gives you lemons, be thankful you won't get scurvy.- Me.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, and wondered "where the hell did my ceiling go?"- friend

A man with one watch always knows what time it is, a man with two is never quite sure. - friend

Math problems are the only place where Joe can eat 25 cookies and not get indigestion.- friend

I think war is a dangerous place- Dubya

Any more?

"If you only do what you know, you can never do very much at all" (Krause) Never stop learning guys!
im emo i like i will slit my wrists and hope to die. thats so me.
There's always tomorrow.
Vyger5 years ago
Always remember, today is not a practice day.
ElvenChild6 years ago
"Tt's okay to have your head in the clouds as long as it is not a lightning storm."-my sister.

"There are ten types of people in this world those who know binary and those who don't."-I forgot who.

"Maybe I loaded six bands into this gun, maybe it was seven...
Are you feeling lucky, punk?"-Kiteman

Misattribution! Misattribution!
Really? Who did I misattribute?
I have no idea to what I was referring. Probably the first and third.
“Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.”
- John Lennon
ElvenChild6 years ago
Sorry, I guess I like a lot of quote's.
ElvenChild6 years ago
Progress however, of the best kind, is comparatively slow. Great results cannot be achieved at once; and we must be satisfied to advance in life as we walk, step by step.

Samuel Smiles
ElvenChild6 years ago
"Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good." ----Ann Landers
Life is pain. Anyone that says different is selling something. - From "The Princess Bride"
that movie was great, another favorite quote of mine "inconceivable!!!"
ElvenChild6 years ago
So often we wish to hear a lie that we are blinded fom the truth. -(me)
ElvenChild6 years ago
If life gives you lemons sell them and go by some apple juice.-me again
ElvenChild6 years ago
I have an unhealthy addiction to reality I spend two hours a day there.-ElvenChild
An Villain6 years ago
SnooPING AS usual I see! -Robotnik
craftyv6 years ago
My apologies> I did not see this topic when I wrote mine, you must think i'm nuts.

1. "We ad one of them but the wheel fell off". Imagine it said in a flat vowel Lancashire accent.
2. "It takes two to QUANGO" From Yes Minister".

3. "Tell him , he must be dreamin". The Castle movie (Aus.)

NOTE: 1. could be a saying for Instructables.
LoneWolf6 years ago
"What doesn't kill you, will probably try agian"

- Unknown
when life hands u skittles, throw them at people and say 'taste the rainbow!'

-i forgot
Daybringer6 years ago
"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth."
Goodhart6 years ago
Two related ones actually:

"Say you can, say you can't, either way, you're right !"

"Do or do not, there is no TRY !"
Should I stay or should I go now?

I don't know where I'm going to but I'm on my way.
"If you don't know where you are going, how do you know when you've arrived?"

You get the gold key to the executive washroom, but in Nacho's case, they point you in the right direction away from the poison oak trees and holly bushes.
That reminds me of a carol...

The Holly and the Ivy
When they are both full grown
Of all the trees that are in the wood,
Only Holly makes you groan!


I thought only Holly.....oh never mind :-)
"In times of universal deceit, truth-telling becomes a revolutionary act."
He never grew up, and he never stopped growing
Perspective is a wonderful thing, everyone should have more than one.

Some are wise. Some are other wise.
Kiteman6 years ago
kelseymh6 years ago
Life is a sucking, swirling vortex of despair.
NachoMahma6 years ago
. They'll never say yes if you don't ask.
NO, that's my final answer.