had super powers

and he saved the instructables robot from

tastes weird but...

leaves you with good breath

Popsicle

too fast

is afraid of

pectinibranchia, because

it is really just a booger in disguise.

*Next sentence*

Then, I

ran into Wal-mart and ran straight to the Scent-sational wax cubes and melters section

ran into Wal-mart and ran straight to the Scent-sational wax cubes and melters section

WOOT! Your my 900th commenter!

:-)

decided that

printer ink costs too much.

*Next sentence*

Because of that,

my favorite Rubik's Cube 

, Hermy,

got a new paint (sticker) job

*Next sentence*

It  was a long, cruel,

Ate my pet rock.

**Next sentence**

Then my computer

Then a big rubber ball

rolled

into my room

and flew

into my

piggy bank, which in turn,

made my

mother angry,

and she came

with a knife,

and then I

remembered that I take

pills for

my overactive bladder.

Then, Eminem walked in and we all shouted "WE KNOW WHAT YOUR NAME IS SHUT UP!"...

+1

world is falling

looks like a

the ceiling

And broke my neck.

Next sentence:

The next day I...

had to get a

broken neck,

I decided to eat it and

a frog that I got for my birthday.

*Next sentence*

Then I spied on

obama

, who was trying

to raise taxes again!

*Next sentence*

I was so angry that

i snuck a bunch of laxatives in his food and locked all the bathrooms and stole his back-up underwear

*next sentence*

He called the secret service

Who then pulled up with a 1000 tonnes of jam

witch obama drowned in

*Next sentence*

As everyone arrived at Obama's funeral, a mysterious sound was heard.

*next sentence*

     it was Obama farting!!

Turns out he was hiding behind a bush, the person in the coffin was a fake!

"Bush! thats preposterous!" said the giant blue peanut

He was hiding behind that tree!, the peanut yelled.

It screamed: I NEED JELLY!

It ran to the clossed store and...

Slipped and face planted into Mathew Pritchard, from Dirty Sanchez, While he was stapling his ear to a table and while Pancho was...

Yeah lol, here is the one below this comment:

We ran out of the room. To the top of the ceiling and broke my neck. The next day I had to get a cast for my broken neck, then I decided to eat it and my frog I got for my birthday. Then I spied on Obama who was trying to raise taxes again! I was so angry that I snuck a bunch of laxatives in his food and locked all the bathrooms and stole his back-up underwear. He called the secret service, who then turned up with 1000 tonnes of jam, which Obama drowned in. As everyone arrived at Obama's funeral, a mysterious sound was heard. It was Obama farting! Turns out he was hiding behind a bush, the person in the coffin was a fake. "Bush! thats preposterous!" said the giant blue peanut. He was hiding behind that tree!, the peanut yelled.

THE END! :-)

Haha, I wrote the ending. :)

ran into my

chose a

hard choice between:

a shirt and

a hackie sack.

*Next sentence*

It got so cold outside that

I chose the

thickest