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Funny Labels

These are hilarious!!! There all REAL funny product lables that people have found. Here's the link to where I got them: http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

Product Warnings:
• "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
• "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
• "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
• "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
• "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
• "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
• "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
• "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
• "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
• "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
• "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
• "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
• "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
• "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
• "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
• "Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
• "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
• "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
• "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
• "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
• "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
• "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.
• "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
• "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
• "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
• "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
• "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
• "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
• "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.
• "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
• "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
• "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
• "For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
• "For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
• "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
• "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
• "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
• "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
• "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
• "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
• "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
• "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
• "Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
• "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.
• "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
• "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.
• "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.
• "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
• "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
• "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
• "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
• "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
• "Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
• "For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.
• "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.
• "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
• "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
• "Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
• "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.
• "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
• "Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a lighter.
• "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." -- On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.
• "Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.
• "May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.
• "Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty." -- A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.
• "Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
• "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.
• "Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.
• "Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.
• "Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.
• "Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it."
• "Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box." -- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds.
• "Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
• "Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
• "Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
• "Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
• "Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.
• "Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets.
• "Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.
• "Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.
• "For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack.
• "Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.
• "Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.
• "Do not wear for sumo wrestling." -- From a set of washing instructions. See a scanned image.
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Assurances:
• "Safe for use around pets." -- On a box of Arm & Hammer Cat Litter.
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Small Print From Commercials:
• "Do not use house paint on face." -- In a Visa commercial that depicts an expecting couple looking for paint at a hardware store.
• "Do not drive cars in ocean." -- In a car commercial which shows a car in the ocean.
• "Always drive on roads. Not on people." -- From a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert.
• "For a limited time only." -- From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh.
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Signs and Notices:
• "No stopping or standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.
• "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm Beach park circa 1950.
• "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.
• "All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
• "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.
• "Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone." -- On a form in a clinic.
• "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.
• "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided shower cap box.
• "Payment is due by the due date." -- On a credit card statement.
• "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.
• "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.
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Safety Procedures:
• "Take care: new non-slip surface." -- On a sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building.
• "In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly." -- One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp.
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Ingredients:
• "Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit." -- The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns.
• "100% pure yarn." -- On a sweater.
• "Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case.
Materials:
Covering: 100% Unknown.
Stuffing: 100% Unknown."
-- On a pillow.
• "Cleans and refreshes without soap or water. Contains: Water, fragrance & soap." -- On the packet for a moist towelette. See a scanned image.
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Instructions:
• "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.
• "Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.
• "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.
• "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11.
• "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.
• "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.
• "Serving suggestion: Defrost." -- On a Swann frozen dinner.
• "Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits.
• "In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual.
• "Please include the proper portion of your bill." -- On the envelope for an auto insurance bill.
• "The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position." -- Instructions for an espresso kettle.
• "For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid." -- On a Domino's sandwich box.
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Requirements:
• "Optional modem required." -- On a computer software package.

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LOL These signs are HILARIOUS.

:D Lol

On the right there is a cliff!!!!!!!!
i literally laughed my head off literally!! i like the notice HAHAHA!!!!!! "NOTICE:thanks you for noticing this new notice you noticing it has been noted and will be reported to the authorities"
LoneWolf (author)  popcorn4lunch6 years ago
XD I love the Private Parking one lol

Here is a list of pictures of hilarious street signs. Enjoy!

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Ha! Those are good ones!

bertwert1 year ago

On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue. - Computer

Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives. - Highway sign

Picture menu available for those unable to read. - Restaurant sign

This is NOT a life saving device!!! - Life saving device

Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. - Yamaha ATV

This product not intended for use as a dental drill. - Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. - Swedish Chainsaw

www.dumbwarnings.com

Cruelty free Not tested on animals...... on a box of condoms.

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