Funny/Interesting Quotes
logic boy posted a "Quote of the Week" for a time, and this is inspired by that, except these are quotes other people have said. When I find a funny/entertaining quote, I will post it here. I'll try to find new one's regularly. If you have any good quotes, let me know!
1.) "The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be." -Unknown
2.) "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." -Unknown
3.) "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." -Unknown
4.) "Q: How far can you see on a clear day? A: 93 million miles...from here to the Sun." -Unknown
5.) "I'm objective; I object to everything." -Unknown
6.) "Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were astounded.
Everywhere she went,
Gynaecologists surrounded." -Submitted by lemonie
7.) "With great responsibility comes great power." -Submitted by Rock Soldier
8.) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -Oscar Wilde
9.) "The road less traveled remains that way for a reason."-bassclarinet23
10.) "Slow and steady rarely wins the race. Fast and focused will nearly always triumph."-bassclarinet23
1.) "The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be." -Unknown
2.) "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." -Unknown
3.) "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." -Unknown
4.) "Q: How far can you see on a clear day? A: 93 million miles...from here to the Sun." -Unknown
5.) "I'm objective; I object to everything." -Unknown
6.) "Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were astounded.
Everywhere she went,
Gynaecologists surrounded." -Submitted by lemonie
7.) "With great responsibility comes great power." -Submitted by Rock Soldier
8.) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -Oscar Wilde
9.) "The road less traveled remains that way for a reason."-bassclarinet23
10.) "Slow and steady rarely wins the race. Fast and focused will nearly always triumph."-bassclarinet23
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Here, I got these all of NachoMama's profile...their all written in her "About Me" box:
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit. - Aristotle
.
There are 10^11^ stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers. - Richard Feynman
.
Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness. - Robertson Davies
.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson
.
There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know. - Ambrose Bierce
.
Frankly, I'm suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. - Scott Adams
.
The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything - or nothing. - Nancy Astor
.
Just because you two are arguing, doesn't mean one of you is right. - Anon
.
What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world. - Albert Einstein
.
Things get weird at the extremes. - NachoMahma
.
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true. - Niels Bohr
.
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof. - Ashley Montague
.
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein
.
Good sex is like good Bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Mae West
.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche
.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. - Robert Byrne
.
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us. - Jerry Garcia
.
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away. - Ronald Reagan
.
Refusing to attempt to understand, willful ignorance, that is as near as my worldview can get to "sin" as I'd care to go. - Kiteman
.
We are not arrogant!
We're way too perfect to be arrogant. - CameronSS
.
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered. - George Best
.
If you want life to be free, you'd better be willing to pay for it. - kelseymh
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit. - Aristotle
.
There are 10^11^ stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers. - Richard Feynman
.
Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness. - Robertson Davies
.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson
.
There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know. - Ambrose Bierce
.
Frankly, I'm suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. - Scott Adams
.
The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything - or nothing. - Nancy Astor
.
Just because you two are arguing, doesn't mean one of you is right. - Anon
.
What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world. - Albert Einstein
.
Things get weird at the extremes. - NachoMahma
.
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true. - Niels Bohr
.
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof. - Ashley Montague
.
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein
.
Good sex is like good Bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Mae West
.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche
.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. - Robert Byrne
.
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us. - Jerry Garcia
.
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away. - Ronald Reagan
.
Refusing to attempt to understand, willful ignorance, that is as near as my worldview can get to "sin" as I'd care to go. - Kiteman
.
We are not arrogant!
We're way too perfect to be arrogant. - CameronSS
.
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered. - George Best
.
If you want life to be free, you'd better be willing to pay for it. - kelseymh
Oscar Wilde came out with a few.
Also GBS including "Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire."
If you're interested in quotations...
L
Also GBS including "Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire."
If you're interested in quotations...
L
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were astounded.
Everywhere she went,
Gynaecologists surrounded.
L
The doctors were astounded.
Everywhere she went,
Gynaecologists surrounded.
L
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