GAH. I WANT HIGH-SPEED ACCESS TO THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!
Arrrrrrgh! Dial-up sucks! I can't watch anything on YouTube, play games online, or download anything!
It makes me want to cry and slit my computer cables with an like an emo!
By the way, I have dial-up because I live outside of the nearest town, and the cables don't go to out-of-town. And wireless sucks and is extremely expensive.