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Great ideas to blast a teen out of bed?

I've posted my top 10 evil techniques, but I know there are more AWESOME ideas out there.   

https://www.instructables.com/id/Top-10-Evil-Techniques-to-Get-your-Teen-out-of-Bed/

I plan to update in a couple of weeks, and would love to include your ideas.  Let's all have some fun with this!  :-D

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I always laughed when I saw this one video of a guy that was sitting on a couch with an airbag below it... well I laughed when the airbag deployed. o maybe airbag underneath their bed ( yes I know this is a rediculous idea and people could likely get hurt and stuff will get wrecked, but evil ways was the request)
SNIPER,LA6 years ago
GO TO YOUTUBE TYPE IN" WORLDS LOUDEST ALARM CLOCK "
THE MAKER OF THIS CLOCK IS "KIP KAY " HE MAKES ALL KINDS OF CRAZY STUFF
cburrevans (author)  SNIPER,LA6 years ago
That's an awesome video! Thanks, and I'll add it when I update.

You should really fix that keyboard, or buy one that works properly.

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also, who's this "kip kay" feller? never heard of him :rolleyes:
craftyv6 years ago
It's a well known fact that teens do need a lot of sleep, the trick is to get them to sleep at a more sociable or family friendly time. The time spend trying to get them out of bed to do what "you" think is important will not work because the more you push the more they push back. Ie. a standoff. This then becomes an on going frustration for you both.
Try things such as,# If you go to bed now I will happily take you to "whatever" tomorrow.# (stick to your guns and do not negotiate or even discuss it, simply re-state the( # ) When they comply (or really, really close) be upbeat and happy to do your part of the bargain.
Remember cause and effect. Don't be their time keeper. Let them miss appointments, no matter how important, they need to be their own time manager, remove all toys, phones, games, computers etc. Yeah! I know, howl, howl. Ican't do that, he's to old, too big, it's not fair, etc. Get a plan, then work your plan. Good Luck.
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This one's a little strange but it works if they've got a computer in the room, volume up, randomly hit a porn site and find some noisy video, the combination of horror, confusion, fear they've been caught with porn open and sound of badly faked orgasms will get them out of bed, though PTSD can be expected about half way through breakfast.