He won't give free cookie

He won't give free cookie!

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lemonie5 years ago
This is pathetic. The group was started Nov 2009 - the cookies are long gone.

lil larry (author)  lemonie5 years ago
OMG! I was posting this as a JOKE!
When no one can tell, it means you failed. As usual.
lil larry (author)  kelseymh5 years ago
Umm...it doesn't look like I failed it looks more like you failed becuase obviously the title kind of gives it away. "He won't give free cookie" kind of sets off as a joke. This is not serious, in fact, the title doesn't sound serious so I'm assuming you kind of failed not me.
The title doesn't sound like a joke at all, given the name of the group to which you posted. It sounds like a whiny complaint from a lazy kid who wants something for nothing, and runs crying to Mommy when he doesn't get it. Your other responses blaming the rest of us for not being able to read your mind merely reinforces that conclusion.
lil larry (author)  kelseymh5 years ago
Why are we arguing about this? This is rediculous! I'm posting this as a joke and sooner or later someone's going to know "Oh wow it's a joke". Are you arguing with me so I get so annoyed then I delete this forum. I know if I join this group, he's not going to give a free cookie. I was hoping that also everyone else knows that too, but I guess you people believe anything. If this is a joke then come on. What do you do when you put up a joke with your friends? It's hard to believe that they're going to come up with a serious feeling. By the way, I live in the country and I work my butt off to earn money to pay for my entertainments! Lazy kid? Really? I didn't say "I blame you for not reading my mind!". At least one person who commented "I think I had the last one..." and posted a plate with cookie crumbs got the joke.
lil larry (author)  kelseymh5 years ago
Plus if everyone can't tell this is a joke than it sounds like nobody on this web has a sense of humor. :P
because to the rest of the world it is humour.
Oh yes, I get it now. How ironic.

lil larry (author)  lemonie5 years ago
NachoMahma5 years ago
lil larry (author)  NachoMahma5 years ago
What's that suposed to mean?
. There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Cookie.
.  A (rather poor) takeoff of Robert Heinlein's (and others) TANSTAAFL (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch).
lil larry (author)  NachoMahma5 years ago
oh. ok

Why's it so BIG?
lil larry (author)  SteampunkManiac5 years ago
I was posting this as a JOKE.
lemonie5 years ago
lil larry (author)  lemonie5 years ago

Maybe subscribing isn't the key...?
Do you know how long ago it was that the guy did anything around here?

lil larry (author)  lemonie5 years ago
So figure it out. Click on the user's name, and figure out the last time they posted something, either a comment or an instructable or whatever. Then use your mind to work out the relationship between that time and now.

(it's a long time)

lil larry (author)  kelseymh5 years ago
ok I'll check.
kelseymh5 years ago
Maybe that's why it's called the Dark Side? Consider it a life lesson.
lil larry (author)  kelseymh5 years ago
I was posting this as a joke.
Joke? Oh, sorry, I thought you needed a waahhh-mbulance.
lil larry (author)  kelseymh5 years ago
No. I don't cry a lot.
Kiteman5 years ago
I think I had the last one...
lil larry (author)  Kiteman5 years ago
aww dude that's uncool.