Hilarious Jokes.... XD

Like many others, I am a person that loves to laugh, so if you got any good jokes or hard riddles, let everyone know.  Here are a few of my favorite jokes-

Bungee-Jumping in Mexico

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.

Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him.

The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'pinata'?"

An American, a German, and a Mexican 

There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are in all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them have to throw things out to make the boat lighter.

The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says, "We have a lot of bear in Germany so we don't need these!"

The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says, "We have a lot of burritos in Mexico so we don't need these!"

The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out.

The German asks why he threw the Mexican out.

And the American replies, "We have a lot of Mexicans in America so we don't need him!."

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ya i herd the last one before but with a plane
Randomguy657 years ago
The second one made me "LOL!", even though it was racist
FFVIIBOY7 years ago
Why did the chicken cross the road... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!! HAHAHA oh yeah, wow... that wuz hilarious
Q: What's 20 feet long and smells like pee?

A: A conga line at the retirement home.
hehe wow, also funny, but disturbing  XD
"Disturbing" is kind of my niche. ;-)  You should hear some of the ones that I can't post here....
A lady in the pub was telling us about an incident in which her young son had knocked an old-lady and her crockery over in a shop. She said she'd just swung back ready to slap him when...(see PM for the punchline)
We did laugh, a lot.


Gah! Pm's going to take for ever now.
Man, you're killing me here. What's the punchline?
I sent it to you in a PM.

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