Homework Excuses thet will be the Talk of the Teachers Lounge
"It fell into the Twilight Zone!"
"My Chicken was in my room while I was doing it, and his diaper fell off. I figured you didn't want it in the classroom, so I saved everyone the drama and chucked it in the chicken coup for them to enjoy. Your welcome, by the way."
"Well, just as I was finishing, I heard a 'er-er-reh-ah', and my paper turned into o paper figure. Then there was a 'er-er-er-ee', and it transformed into a paper airplane and flew out the window! The last thing I saw was a Decepticon insignia on the back. I'd watch out. It's a new era of Decepticons!"
"My cat ate it, horked it up, and told me to clean it up. I've got it in a plastic baggy, if you still want it."
"Four penguins came into my room, took it, and told me they needed it for a top secret mission. The leader told me 'You didn't see anything!'. I assure you, it's being put to good use."
"I was doing this outside, when this little green block-thing came up, looked at me, screamed, then blew up. It's all ash now, so it's useless, so, I drew a picture of a creeper instead!"
"Homework doesn't exist in my dimension."
"Megatron stole it! I'm telling you, I wasn't going to NOT give it to him! He had a blaster in my face and everything! I spent the rest of the night trying to figure out what happened, so I absolutely had NO time left for re-doing it."
"I lost it in a mine. If you want to find it, the world name is 'Procrastination'."
"The neighborhood dog chased me, took the homework in his jaws, and told me 'This ain't over!' I cannot tell you why he said that, because that is my bussiness."
"I ate it. It was bland until I added barbeque sauce."
"Harry Potter turned it into a toad! I yelled at him to turn it back, but he turned it into $1 million, and I am NOT giving it to you now!"
"The TV hypnotized me into thinking it was a rabid squirrel, so I ended up smacking it into oblivion."
"Function error; please define 'homework', or reboot."
Please check out TheOneAndOnlyMissingNo.'s instructable on fake Windows XP error messages:
Its a lot of fun to make, and printing them and giving them to your teacher would be funny as well.
NOTE: Realizing now that it might insult the teacher (Thanks, Kiteman), if you DO use one of these, just come clean at the end, smile, and Say "Yes, I forgot to do it. It won't happen again."