How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a Velociraptor?

I know this question comes up a lot in life but someone has been nice enough to help people answer it, only problem is last time I woke up cradled in the arms of a Raptor it survived about 35 seconds before I butchered and fried it...

There's a club of such people, Chuck Norris is still working on the T-shirt.

Anyway the quiz thinks 1 minute, 41 seconds...

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skunkbait9 years ago
I would declare unilateral disarmament, and hope the velociraptor would follow suit. I'm sure if we just sat down and talked, we could find some common ground.
killerjackalope (author)  skunkbait9 years ago
Hippy I'll still stab the bugger and get the grill fired up... Raptor burgers, mmm talon and eye sandwiches...
I'm sure that just like you, the VR would be much happier as an herbivore. Why can't we all just give peas a chance?
because Raptors taste better than peas, lol.
bumpus barrax8 years ago
Please don't bump older topics.
Plasmana bumpus8 years ago
Is that your job on instructables? Telling people not to bump up old topics? LOL
bumpus Plasmana8 years ago
Mebbe. :D And stop it.
If you don't like it, don't click on the bumped topic.
barrax bumpus8 years ago
sorry. :@(
dark sponge9 years ago
I could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
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