I'll answer for the author: No, they didn't, and they never changed in real life.

hater

Not hate.

Science, logic, evidence, rationalism, reality, but no hate.

Maybe a little pity as well.

maybe you do have pity but i have hope.. hope that theyre out there somewhere. Its not a game to me. Its not fake to me like it is to everyone else out there. I will find a vampire and i WILL become a vampire. Im sorry that we dont agree..

When you are next shopping for more vampire books, raise your eyes a little.

See that sign at the top of the shelves?

Fiction...

Vampires are not real, you will not find one, and you will not become one.

You will find it more useful to explore and deal with the issues that make you want to escape into a fictional myth, rather than facing reality.

screw you theyre out there brother..

Prove it, "brother".

One day...one day.. ?I will find you

SO WHEN YOU FIND THIS GUY, WHAT WILL YOU DO? YOU WON'T BE A VAMPIRE OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF SUPERNATURAL CAUSE THEY'RE NOT HERE. YOU WON'T KILL THEM EITHER... shoot me a pm.

Let me help...

LOL, I have a wanna-be-undead stalker!

please ive been researching and searching for a vampire and if you say what you are please teach me and turn me

Please. look I did everything ,I read everything . I did a research but nothin changed me. I beg you. I'll do anything. Just turn me. Please. I wanna be a vampire so badly. Please! I'll do anything!

There's a reason you have not been able to become a vampire:

Vampires are not real!

_{(As a teacher, I'm slightly ashamed that these people have gone through a modern Science education, and yet still think that the Twilight books are real.)}

your a vampire to I was born one myself its such a pain isn't it

please

but i want to become a vampire myself . and if i can't who too ask to bite me

Can u tell me where anyone you know is thts a vampire i really want to become one.

So you were born a vampire that is cool. how do you turn people int vampires

well since i'm a vampire i can tell you poeple think that all you have to do is get bitten and you are one but that not true a vampire has to drink some of your blood and then the human has to drink some of the vampires blood and then the vampire has to kill the human and then they you go the human is a vampire to the end any more Qu.

P.S. all the talk about BLOOD is making me go craz.....bye got to go

please turn me. its all i want. ill do anything for you

You are not a Vampire. That I not how it works. Vampires are still human. Humans have always had the "Vampire blood" inside them, though it is simply dormant. Though with some cases, it is more potent than others. This is how you become one. They drink your blood first, to lower the amount of overall blood you have. Then you drink from them, that way the "Vampire blood" basically consumes your blood cells. This does not change your species, only your biology. And that is how Vampires could live longer than others and even be immortal, because they are always drinking in fresh blood, it refreshes their biology. Therefore resulting in you staying young. I know this firsthand because it happened to me. I am a Vampire.

can you please help me?

Can you please turn me into a vampire?
I really want to be one!!!
I'm trying to figure out how to become one! but i don't find anything!!!

i know how you need to die with vampire blood in you system and when you wake up you need human blood

1. Become purely fictional...

hay can you please come and turn me ????????

maybe but its very painful

could you turn me plz????????? i would realy appreciate it!

hey would you help me become a vampire?? i realy want to be a vampire....help me please

He wasn't speaking to you.

ok i will do that now

Message me. And we'll speak privately.

well maybe thats not how all of them are some of us can be born one like i was im 25 (just counting the years 26 on the 4th)and i still look like a 10 yr old. so maybe you not allways right i mean my mom or dad (collage teach.) is not right all of the time. maybe its just your kind. there are many dif. kinds of vampires that i know of.

If you still look like a 10 year old when you're nearly 26 years old, then there is definitely something wrong with you. I'd recommend going to the doctors. Do you consume human blood regularly?

no is tht a bad thing? i only eat things like mountains lions and bears. :O

It is not possible for a human being to take down bears and/or mountain lions. You are human. You have been watching too much Twilight. Which is a very bad depiction of Vampires.

no i really do i live with my g-ma in cali and mountain lions come to eat the cats that live in the place

You shouldn't tell strangers where you live. It's not safe.

Now, I'm not sure if either of you are vampires. Vampires are supposed to be UNDEAD. . . Well, actually, semi-undead. The agent that transforms you into a vampire basically mutates you (Or "Transforms", if you are persnickety) to the state known as a vampire. There isn't a trace of vampiric "blood" in human blood, especially considering the fact that vampires don't really have their "own" blood -- it is all stolen from another being to filter their body (i.e. kidneys, liver, etc.).

As for the ten year old thing. . . Maybe you got cursed?

Someone change me please. I need it. My life is horrible. I need to live a new life. I don't want to die. I wanna turn into a vampire. If someone could without killing me forever message me. Please. I'd love to know!

psh im not cursed i just mean that my face is like a 10 yr old i still have zits. its awful

Okay, believe whatever you want. But I know the truth, and you don't.

I could say the same for you. What can I say -- ignorance is like a disease these days. . .

u know im kinda hungry right now and i might just visit you so watch out bozo

Can i join? i'll bring my wooden stakes, and garlic >:D

Haha. I pity you.

How cute.

I'm going to be the mature one here and end this pointless little argument. Goodbye forever, Stranger.

Spell casters are not real.
Magic is not real.
Vampires are not real (unless you are a bat).
Werewolves are not real.

Tough, but this is a Maker site. We deal in reality, not fantasy, delusion, fiction and mythology.

How do you shape shift? I shape shifted once. I hated being the ''little mermaid'' Help? Please. I need my wolf back!

Hmm... close relatives to gingers?

Maybe I'm Still Not Sure I Am Studying Their Behavior They Like To Fight Over Who Is More Ginger

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Think a moment - how would becoming the reviled embodiment of pure evil, and eternally 17, be better than putting up with the transient issues of being a real 17 year old?

same here that would be (quote) far out man

hi if you are areal vampire can you come bit me plz i live in wisconsin milwaukee and on greenfeild 24 south aparment b and my name is trevor and i would love it if you can come and make me a vampire plz

Lol, singing sailors to there deaths sounds like fun :)

Pecking skills

If he's typing out commands, would you call them pecking orders?

give a hoot, don't pollute. There IS a possibility that the dragon could fly, and so if it is a dragon fly, it could get squashed.  Makes sense to me....

semantics...nitpecking

give a hoot, don't pollute. There IS a possibility that the dragon could fly, and so if it is a dragon fly, it could get squashed.  Makes sense to me....

You do realize that an owl is one of the least intelligent birds out there? It's brain is barely the size of it's eye. :-)

Goodhart,

Do you realize that I still had MY brain, there is no choice.


Think about what you're saying,

Spellcasters

Not to sound facetious or anything, but how would you fit your brain into the skull of an owl (*I'm SO confuuuuused*) ;-)

That's weird because owls are usually associated with intelligence.

I know, and it has to do with their big eyes...people think they look wise; but amongst the birds....they aren't very bright....efficient hunters, yes.....but they don't learn much :-)

I don't think most people need instructions...

Most people are victims; it's a predatory thing.

L

>Most people are victims

And here I thought *you* were the cynical one. ;)

Put alternatively; most people aren't psychopaths.

L

Maybe not psychopaths, but there are an awful lot of tools roaming about...

:-)

Mmmmm....the sweet, sweet taste of bitterness :->

I'm not bitter, that's just how I perceive "vampires" in real-terms.

L

Yeah, you might say being a vampire both bites AND sucks at the same time.

^ Best Answer.

Spurring the entertainment route, maybe get into the financial services field, say variable rate mortgages, credit cards or opening simple checking accounts.

Lawyer.

Used wombly auto salesperson.

Soon? That was published Jan 4, 2011. Did that just show up now? Robot had better work on those filters.

I have been waiting since then to use it.

Hence.

_Soon.

Have you considered having your colleagues throw things past your head?

That kind of negativity will prevent you from ever realizing your waterfowl dreams.

I have never understood the desire to become foul....