I got a Toaster, what to do with it?

Hello, this would be my first post here by the way.
anyways, i just got myself a perfectally working toaster. what should i do with it? i already put a *big* spring into it and it shoots toast like... 3 feet up. LOL

so, have any ideas what i can do with my, now toast flinging toaster?

Thanks
~Twisted

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overblast5 years ago
What does a toaster consist of:

1. A shell with 2 or 4 slots.
2. A nice spring that weaponizes toast and impales them into ceilings
3. A heating element
4. A spring loaded cage with a *trigger*
5. A timer.

What can you do with those things?
teaaddict31410 years ago
i got a really GOOD idea and its soooooooo original!!!! you could make toast in it and eat it!!!
Nope. The toast is stuck to the ceiling...

(you said, "i got a really GOOD idea and its soooooooo original!!!! you could make toast in it and eat it!!!")
lol
use it as a handwarmer
a little late but im sure this will help.
Sunbanks10 years ago
Do what it says someplace on here.
Sunbanks Sunbanks10 years ago
Use Ctrl+F and type in "pop" and the second entry is the one to read.
Top Dog10 years ago
LOL LOL LOL!!! This is to funny. First flying toast, then pacman art on toast(or any other design).
Jafafa Hots10 years ago
Rearrange the heating coils inside so that it toasts a vague outline of the virgin Mary, then sell pieces of toast on eBay.
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