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I need people who can speak

I have a theory, that I will be able to wake up easier if someone who's voice I don't recognize tells me to. I am asking if anyone who can would record their voice saying: "It is time to wake up now" After this is recorded save it as a mp3 or wav and upload the file and post it in a comment below. Thanks!

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Mar 13, 2009. 10:26 PMtarzioo says:
the only time i wake up immediately is when I am in a panic. Which usually means I am late for school or work.... not sure how that is supposed to be helpful to you, but now you know a little more about me lol
Mar 11, 2009. 2:52 PMbaneat says:
MS Sam? I suggest a high voice (like a female) because humans respond better to a higher pitch.
Feb 3, 2009. 5:42 PMthematthatter says:
What you need is a guy with a loud voice and possible combat stress tell you, you have 7 min and 40 secs to have your bed made, S***/shave/brush teeth and ready to go or he is going to smoke the F*** out of you. have the recording rigged up to the lights as well.

remember kids, there is no snooze on a drill Sergeant!
Feb 4, 2009. 9:45 AMkelseymh says:
Dude...don't do that to me! It's been almost 25 years....
Feb 5, 2009. 9:58 PMGoodhart says:
That is a life I could not adapt to.....I am pretty strict with myself, but when someone else gets uppity with me and in my face, I have this tendency to tell them what they can do with themselves LOL Obviously this doesn't happen often with me.
Feb 6, 2009. 5:37 AMthematthatter says:
they only do that in basic and in combat arms. if your a pog they talk to you like your an adult. I was in Korea maning my station and I watched out the tent window and this Staff Sgt scream at this private for 10 minutes basic training style. (they were infantry) Saying things like, did you shave this morning? with what a F***ing toothbrush? Then he comes into my tent and goes, hey we got some extra hamburgers and hot dogs over there, go get some because we cooked too many.
Feb 6, 2009. 7:28 AMGoodhart says:
The truth is, even for a little bit, hearing that would bring out the Smarta$$ in me, but if I heard him doing it to someone else that couldn't defend themselves verbally, I would end up in attack mode.

Saying things like, did you shave this morning? with what a F***ing toothbrush?

Answer: What the h311 do you care? Is my face to abrasive against your feme'd'la fem skin? (I tend to either return stupid abuse in either sesquipedalian or foreign words).
Feb 7, 2009. 11:13 AMthematthatter says:
Well you got that whole thing called UCMJ. They cant really fire you but they can make you do extra work for less pay. And thats probably worse.
Feb 7, 2009. 11:20 AMGoodhart says:
I guess I have just gotten intolerant of the aforementioned behavior in my advancing age ;-)
Feb 3, 2009. 6:05 PMokoshima says:
just have the full rantings of full metal jacket... that should have you wake up laughing...
Feb 6, 2009. 9:22 AMjessyratfink says:
I probably could, but I don't think my voice will do much of anything. "Why is there a five year old girl in my bedroom?" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Feb 3, 2009. 11:21 AMKiteman says:
I think you're much more likely to wake up quickly if the stranger's voice says...

Mmm... good morning darling!

... especially if the voice shares your own gender...
Feb 6, 2009. 6:30 AMThe Jamalam says:
lol im still laughing
Feb 3, 2009. 8:16 AMokoshima says:
ill help when i find my mic.,.. also try using HAL's voice
Feb 3, 2009. 12:19 AMblugyblug says:
Is this supposed to be a psychology experiment or something...?

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