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I'm sick

Does anyone have "good" excuses for sick-leave?
Not for myself, but someone else in the building (or not as it happens to be, but she might be back in for a day this month...)

So far I've got:
Rabies
Malaria
Rickets
Scurvy
The Black Death
Pendular-Plumbitis
Lumber-Lung
Plumber's crack
Juggler's despair
Achy-breaky-pelvis
Post-traumatic alien-abduction disorder
Electromagnetic hypersensitivity disorder
Arbeit-macht-krank disorder
Jogger's nipple
Xbox-thumbs
Lotto Letdown
Bluntman-chronic fatigue syndrome
prostate cancer
necrotising fasciitis
Death
Millennium super-bug
Happy Virus

(The cartoon published in the free-paper amused me, and that's the only reason it's here)


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ll.137 years ago
The only time, my excuse was I'd rather go for a bike ride (which I did).
Kiteman7 years ago
"I've got a bone in my foot."


Man, that's nothing. I've got 3!
ItsTheHobbs7 years ago
SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!! Is that huge in England too? It's rediculoushow people are freaking out in the states.
lemonie (author)  ItsTheHobbs7 years ago
She already had that...

L
I had it twice. The oinkment cleared it up though! Gave me some itchy rashers!

No but seriously it made me quite sick.
lemonie (author)  Kryptonite7 years ago
Well deserved groan

L

*winks, smiles*

Shouldn't leave me alone at 3am.
Padlock7 years ago
   necrotizing fasciitis
Nothing like flesh eating bacteria ;-).
lemonie (author)  Padlock7 years ago
Oh yes. I like that one

L
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